The thing about hippies is that they're secretly just frat guys with worse hair and less Axe body spray.
And their bodies are just as bad.
and equally bad taste in music.
While frat dudes get barbed wire tattoo'd around their arms to show off their muscles, hippies get shit tattoo'd around their stomach to show off their gut.
Jesus, can you imagine the smell that close to that guy's crotch?
"and less axe" = WIN
Well actually, it's a spiritual gesture, something delved from Catholicism , bored American Lutheran drop outs, wannabe white boys who wish they were born Jamaican, and an excess of suburban American freedom...kind of like crossing yourself before ingesting the host...or...uhmm, whatever....
Patchouli stink is the first thing that comes to mind.
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