Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ska Sucks (NOT!)

It's like this guy was reading my mind when I was wondering to myself, "Is there any way hair could be arranged on a human head that is MORE douchey than a soul patch? Only the wiggly faux hawk coif on this joker:



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sent me a link today that to what I think what is probably this clown's muxtape:

http://sonderkommandowilhelm.muxtape.com/


The only song that could redeem this would be:

14 comments:

PYLB said...

I see that guy all the time. Funny to see him here.

Anonymous said...

Ouch! What could possible make this guy douche-ier (soul patch, PBR, checking the CrackBerry at a party, blog called "Probably one of the coolest guys ever")? Yellow fever of course!

Stutamut said...

he's painful to look at.

Zen Wizard said...

I think that's called the Bob's Big Boyhawk.

Harper said...

yea. its rough to be so awesome. thanks for posting my picture. i am still awesome. and i still have yellow fever. and i guess i am still a douche. and i still win.

Yasemin said...

Everybody loves Harper. DUH.

bengus said...

Harper is dope. This post is not.

John B. said...

Man. The only thing cooler than making snide yet inane comments about people at parties is actually being invited to parties. Better luck next time, slugger.

party pooper said...

Harper, you're a rad dude for taking this with a laugh instead of hunting me down with a knife. Definitely not a douche.

Stutamut said...

he may take it with a laugh, but he still looks rediculous. no excuse for that.

Anonymous said...

This looks like a 'moe i used to see on the Damen bus - he is what my friends and I call "Bought The Look" and horribly typical of the phony store-bought hipsters that have invaded the west side. - snots

Anonymous said...

YIKES! What is wrong with that fella. Bad enough to look as rediculous as that but who's worried about their phone while at a party? I'm sure he was twittering about being at a "cool" party. Instead of actually enjoying it.

How old is this guy by the way? 15?

Digital Geist said...

As if it didn't scream yuppie douche loud enough, there's the PBR to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Harper is one of the coolest people I know. I don't dress or style my hair like him, but I don't see why I should hate him for it. Aside from the fact that making snide remarks about people because of how they look is one of the douchiest things you could do. What qualifies a douche if you are not one?