Sunday, August 10, 2008

I "Dew"

If you find a woman who is actually willing to go along with your cockamamie idea for a wedding toast with Mountain Dew: Code Red, then by god, hold onto her for the rest of your life. No one else will ever make you happy.





For the record, I have no problem whatsoever with people not drinking real champagne at their wedding. However, I'd assume that anyone toasting with an eXtreme beverage like Moutain Dew would be getting married while jumping off an airplane with a snowboard attached to their feet.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

my choices are:
underage
religious no drink
AA no drink
or...
the colors went with the wedding theme.

June Cleaver said...

Hubby and I drank our first toast with Mt Dew (but at least we were classy enough not to use Code Red). We both drink occasionally. It wasn't a religious or "no drinking" decision. Neither of us like champagne so we went with something we did like.

headache said...

This has "recovering alcoholics who met in rehab" written all over it.

What sucks most is that the poor patrons of this joyous occasion were forced to suffer through it without suitable refreshments, as alcohol was strictly forbidden at the reception.

In future news, the bride has filed for divorce following the grooms unfortunate departure from the wagon.

SARAHSPY said...

ew. sick. not okay. but fantastic headline nonetheless.

stardotstudio said...

I love the painted cinder block wall behind them.
When you marry your Jr. High sweetheart, it fits to marry in the jr. high gymnasium.

Flickrfan said...

If you're getting married in a fallout shelter, the choice of drinks is almost beside the point.

thehistoryofmyfuture said...

Since the setting appears to be a high school gym, I'm gonna go with the underage choice. I'm sure they received a bottle of Southern Comfort on the sly as a wedding present from the groom's big bro later in the eve for the REAL toast.

The children are our future. Remember that.

Anonymous said...

I didn't have any alcohol at my wedding either. We toasted with homemade root beer. Some people just don't drink.

Chemmy said...

Whether you drink or not, it's not going to kill you to have a sip of champagne at your own wedding.

Anonymous said...

word chemmy, word.

child bride = gross.

Anonymous said...

or have some damn sparkling grape juice so it at least LOOKS like champagne.

brendan donnelly said...

"do the dew" and "gives you wings" are slogans for products that should NOT be associated with your wedding night.

(neither is "i do")


energy drinks and sobriety are an even worse combination than an abusive alcoholic relationship one...

for the record i'm sober,

segfault said...

Looks like the guy's glass has something besides Code Red. Maybe the bride is in a family way?

Anonymous said...

She's pregnant. That's why they can't toast alcohol. That's my guess.

Anonymous said...

TWO WORDS

- shotgun
- underage


enough said.

Viagra Without Prescription said...

maybe he want to keep totally sober before his wedding night, or maybe is only a preference, who knows is only a maniac between this couple.