Monday, October 31, 2011

I Hate the Qwikster Costume Guy

I hate this guy for his stupid internet-joke costume, and I hate him for his mountain bike hanging on a rack inside, and I hate his dumb lamp and I hate his sad coffee table with a folded up towel on it, and I hate his fan and I hate his dumb plastic blinds and his hideous couch.

Fuck you, clever costume guy. I hate your dumb jokes and your dumb face.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Osama bin Laden Costumes, RIP

2009's hot Halloween costume was Sarah Palin; 2010 was Snooki, and I'll bet you 100 Four Lokos that this year evvvvvvveryone will have their own take on "dead Osama bin Laden".

Of course, the Osama bin Laden costume has been around since 2002, and frankly, I don't think we'll be sad to see it's cheeky "I'm wearing a shocking costume!" sensibility and unsettlingly unsublte racism go.

Au revoir, Osama bin Laden costume (2002-2010).
osama can bin laden me anytime
Halloween 2004 Bin Laden and Satyr
Osama and Prom Queen Kristen
smitha bin laden
me and my friends mr. bin laden and a ghostbuster dude

No Bin Laden does NOT drink Guinness
osama and the baby

Friday, October 28, 2011

The King Chugs

Thank you, Nate.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Party Truck

According to the description, this is "Mike's Truck". Of course this truck belongs to someone named Mike. This is very obvious. There's no way a Ben or a Garreth could own this truck. Possibly a Steve or Dan, but very definitely a Mike is the cool friend who will load up the kegs into his pickup to bring to your party.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Hunting Party

Thursday, October 20, 2011

80s Punks Crash a Frat Party

My favorite kind of photos to find are the handful of scanned in prints a grown up person who is now married with kids uploads of their wild youth.  These are from a woman who now has teenage kids of her own, and has a few pics of her punk days growing up in Pittsburgh.  The photos are from a time she and her punk friends went to a local frat party and felt out of place.

This reminds me of my favorite 80s movie trope, where a bunch of rowdy punks crash a fancy party, i.e. the Beastie Boys "Fight for Your Right" video or the party scenes in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and Trading Places

Friday, October 14, 2011

World's Ugliest Chair

Someone just sent this to me, and I'm not sure why or what they thought was so funny about this, but I think we can all agree this chair is outrageous.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Broga Party

Fo shizzle! Me and J-deep are about to kick this toga party like it's 1,000 B.C.! There's some fine honeys here from Delta Tau and we've got the NOW That's What I Call Music! collection volumes 19-27 all ready to jam out on all the Black Eye Pea hits, so get ready for Tooooooooooooooga, be-atches! That's what's UP!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Pasta Sleeper

According to the description on this photo, this guy came to a dinner party where he only knew one person, had two drinks, then fell asleep.  His friends put dried pasta all over him.

What I like about this guy is how dapper his outfit is, and how he seems quite handsome. Yet is a total piece of shit who falls asleep at a party.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Double Breasted Jacket

I can't explain why I love this pic so much, but it's been in my "Favorites" for about a year and I've never figured out exactly what to say about it.  So just please enjoy it.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Nothin' But Head

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Human Anime

This is a confusing look because it's definitely trying to look sexy, but it's a look that only appeals to virgins who are afraid to talk to girls.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Basment Beer Bong

One of my favorite party photo tropes is parties that take place in an unfinished basement.  I like to imagine the host inviting people over to hang out next to the boiler and the insulation stuffing. 

Monday, October 3, 2011

Rawkin' Rager