Monday, February 28, 2011

How to Get a Furball

A few body shots off this guy, and you'll be hacking up like a cat:

Friday, February 25, 2011

Hula Bong


Thursday, February 24, 2011

World's Bleakest Conga Line


Monday, February 21, 2011


I guess I'm just a grouch, but nothing makes me more infuriated than people having whimsical fun with their families.  If you want to have fun, get into parkour or take salsa lessons or something else super dumb and shitty.  Don't try partying with your parents.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Feelin' It


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Prom Queens


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Hot Pink Spew

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Take Your Pick, Ladies

You get to pick one to take home tonight.  Choose wisely.
Left to Right:
Black Shirt, curly hair: he will make love to you gently and sweetly, but his genitals will smell HORRIBLE.
Striped hoody: his childhood molestation makes intimacy incredibly difficult for him; he will cry after cumming.
Shaved head: will give you a bumbling back-handed compliment like, "it's ok, I actually like small boobs."
Black hat: he will refuse to wear a condom.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Dance Party


Thursday, February 10, 2011

This Party Is the Pits

Ok, so I have this thing about hippie women and their love of bare arms/back/shoulders, but their hatred of bare thighs.  Ever notice this?  Hippie girls love spaghetti strap tanks and tube tops, even in winter, but will never wear short-shorts or short dresses/skirts?

This one here really encapsulates my theory with this ill-fitting (notice the seam cutting the bust) halter in what looks like some organic cotton fabric, showing off her hairy pits.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Pink Lady


Sunday, February 6, 2011

Super Bowl Sunday Party Pants


Thanks to Willy who sent this to me with the description:

This is my buddy after drinking for most of the day.  He he was originally leaning on the toilet in case he puked.  Later that night he proceeded to puke all over the floor of his house in a different room  It's funny because it didn't happen at my house.

Funny because it's not your house, indeed.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hangover Wedgie

I write this at the risk of sounding like a perv, but how hot does this girl look, AMIRITE?  If you scan through the rest of the pictures from earlier that night, she's an average looking sorority-type girl out for a night on the town downing some appletinis in Bebe dresses.

But then here she is, wearing one of those "Best Friends Forever" photo shirts you make at the boardwalk at the beach, and picking her wedgie in a motel room, and it's the hottest fucking thing in the world.


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Ain't No Thing But A Chicken Wing

This may be my favorite photo I've ever posted here.  A little backstory might be needed.  I highly recommend you scan through this woman's photos, although I warn you: extremely NSFW and extremely disturbing.  She and her husband are into s&m and sometimes have this extra woman who is their "slave" who hangs out with them and apparently sometimes goes on vacation with them.  The sex stuff is boring but the social dynamic here is fascinating to me.  Do they go out to restaurants together? Do they hang out and watch Netflix when they're not having sex?

The other nice part is that the Flickr stream of extremely graphic sex photos is interspersed with photos of the grandkids and family gatherings (extra slave woman sometimes included).

But this photo is really what does it for me.  A guy feeding a woman a chicken wing in a slave outfit?  KILL ME WITH PERFECT, WHY DON'T YOU??