Monday, January 31, 2011

Case of the Mondays

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Cake Cake Cake

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is complaining about how she's always having to eat cake for someone's birthday in her office? Lolz! Seinfeld is just like real life!

I mean, hey - this guy was 180lbs when he started working here.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Beer Pong Casualty

For the record, one of my all time favorite motifs in party photos is underage drinking at a parents' house. Maybe they're home on break from college, maybe they're in high school. Either way, it's hilarious to see their parents' nice home being full of shitty kids playing beer pong like it's a frat house.

You just imagine maybe the parents have some policy like "hey, as long as they do it on our home and no one drives, it's ok. Better than out where they could get hurt." Can't wait to have a teenager and lock them in the fucking basement where they belong.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Det. Boobie Inspector


Monday, January 24, 2011

Let's Play a Game

The game is called "what is blowing over the woman in the blue skirt?"

Friday, January 21, 2011



Wednesday, January 19, 2011


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Choked Up

This guy is choking on the fact that he just saw the "VEGAN" tattoo on the wrist of his friend holding the funnel. Sorry if that image just made you barf a little, too.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

If you're a party with a shitty drink selection (cans of Coke) and a couple making out next to you, your best move is to just close your eyes, exhale, and go to your happy place in your mind.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Brief Thoughts on Briefs

What year was it that the transition from hi-cut panty to low-rise was really solidified? 1995 maybe? At some point in the 80s, the babe in the Van Halen "Hot for Teacher" video with her bikini bottom up to her navel is the hottest shit in the world, and then a few years later all underwear rides so low it's hard to get full buttcrack coverage.
Same goes for bathing suits. It's weird, it makes it seem like women had actually different body shapes in the 80s than today, it's remarkable how the difference in cut and style really makes the body look. I can't figure out which is more flattering - if you try to forget that the hi-cut look isn't in vogue, is it more slimming and forgiving of flaws (concealing the pocket of flab below the belly button), or does it exaggerate them (cutting in with elastic right at love handles)?

Sorry for the boring post about women's clothes. Here's some t&a:

Thursday, January 13, 2011

World's Most Exciting Party

Lolz! Just kidding! It's awful!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Bummer Party


Sunday, January 9, 2011


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Laundry & Bud Ice Party for One

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Safety First

Monday, January 3, 2011