Man Day Thursday: Man Slobs

You know what's reliably predictable about men? Look at these guys - different ages, different tastes, different walks of life. But you know unites them all? Not one of them has a bed with a complete matching sheet set. I'm talking fitted sheet flat sheet, pillowcases, all the same color. I'd bet a million bucks on it. When's the last time you ever met a guy who lived alone who had fully matching sheets? Probably never, because if you did, it would be Patrick Bateman and you'd be dead by now.

Oh, you beautiful slobby men, each slobby in your own unique disgusting way.  I salute you:









Note: I'm pretty sure on this last one he's using an unzipped sleeping bag as a comforter. Classic man slob bedding maneuver.