Friday, July 31, 2009

Breaking Through

You think these guys are arm wrestling, but they're actually holding hands for strength as they have an emotional conversation about admitting for the first time that they eat their pain.

Thanks to Blair for this pic of her friend with a Honda tattoo (???!!!)

Your Secret's Out

You're too old for this shit and you're sick of it.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Finally! The rift between Dudes Who Love to Drink Too Much and Dudes Who Smoke Too Much Weed has been mended! It's been a long frosty cold war between alcoholics and stoners for many years - stoners are always on their high horse about how alcohol is more worse for you than pot, and alcoholics hate stoners because they don't keep enough beer in their fridge and never want to go out to bars.

This picture of these two flashing peace signs makes me teary-eyed. Do you see this, Isreal and Palestine? I think you might want to learn a little lesson here.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

After Party

Hey baby, there's a little afterparty back at my place - just a few cool people, chillin, you know, no big whup. Fully stocked rec room, second fridge in the basement devoted to soda, you know, whatever you want.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Sleepy Cowgirl

Aww. So tuckered out from mending fences and wranglin' steers. Sweet dreams, lil' miss.

Jacket and Tie Required

Pants, not so much.

Perhaps you should talk to my friend Phil.

Friday, July 24, 2009


It's Friday - go get fucked up.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Old Man Day Thursday

It's getting near the end of the week, and all I can think about is whiff of Clubman talcum powder, early bird specials at Denny's, and vaguely racist complaints about minorities. In the words of the great chronicler of all things old man, Bruce Pask, I'm feeling for.....


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

New Band Alert!!!!

Have you heard of this cool site It's totally where I find out about new cool bands to watch, and hear them before everyone else! I just read about this new band, and they sound awesome - like Kathleen Hanna rapping in the Fat Boys, supposedly. Can't wait to go to HMV and pick up their new CD!!!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Rave All You Can Rave

Somewhere, someone tripping out of their minds on horse tranquilizers and children's Nyquil is listening to Sasha and Digweed and telling a girl in a furry bikini, "if we could just give a glow stick to each soldier and let them dance and feel the P.L.U.R., it would stop all wars."


Meanwhile, somewhere a soldier is telling another soldier how to use glowsticks strategically during nighttime warfare to better prevent themselves from getting killed.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Nothing Funny About Delicious Snacks

No joking here, I'm just hungry and wish I was scarfing this spread (also, that's what your dad said when he met my mom).

Also also, I have never seen people so irritated to be standing in such proximity to a good snack arrangement. This is like early photographs from the 1800s when no one smiled when they got their portrait taken.

Pass the Enchanted Hummus, Please

For those who prefer their July days on the darker side, please see more at

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Business on the Body; Party on the Face

Is there anything more hilarious than a man wearing a dress shirt and Oakley sunglasses? Nope. Cracks me up everytime.

It's like he might need to go from this wedding to B.A.S.E. jumping without time to change his sunglasses.

"I am going to get fucking EXTREME on this microbrew, bro."

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Q: Where's the Party at?


Thanks to Lindsy for this pic of her grandma.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Man Day Thursday: Man Lovin'

I I feel so cold and alone. I need to believe there's still love in the world. Human tenderness. Hope. I need to see some men just being sensitive, loving men. I need to see some Man Lovin'.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hand-Wash Only

Can you imagine the smell of that pompom wristband?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Darth Vader's 21st Birthday (End of the Night)

Ok, Everybody, Listen Up

Monday, July 13, 2009


I'm soooo glad you could make it to my k-hole tonight!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

DJ Hermit

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Too Much Revealed Decolletage

Gosh, mister. Leave something to the imagination!

Could be worse:

Friday, July 10, 2009

Cheer Up; T.G.I.F.

Thursday, July 9, 2009


In the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which is the governing body of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest, they call it "rejecting" if you barf during competition. Which I think is a really hilariously diplomatic term.

In the world of beer shotgunning, it's called "acceptance", but that more refers to your reward with your peers than it does to the actual digestive tract.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Goths Hate Swine Flu

#swineflu #goths #teens #hotpants

Monday, July 6, 2009

The Living Daylights

What the fuck? It's DAYTIME and you're passed out? That is some serious hobo behavior, pal.

Chlorine Eye Sting

Saturday, July 4, 2009

The Ring: Moobs

Someone just sent me this picture, and after the wave of moral uncertainty that washed over me as I looked at it, my first instinct was that the only way I could wash it from my mind was to force other people to also look at it. Kind of like that movie The Ring, where if you watch the videotape, you're gonna die unless you show it to someone else in the next 3 days.

Friday, July 3, 2009

M.O.B. (Milf of the Bride)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Man Day Thursday: MAN HATS

Can a man truly be a man without a manly hat? What better way to show your maniless or hide a bald spot? God, I can just imagine all that sweltering manliness lurking underneath that manlid. I feel like I just put Rogaine on my pubes just looking at these photos!!!