The thing I find most horrifying about this is that they apparently have a no-shoes policy. Look at the pile of shoes by the door. The white socks. The one guy holding the bong appears to actually be wearing slippers instead of moccassins.
I absolutely loathe having to take my shoes off inside because I'm afraid of stepping on something sharp. When I was a kid I read a book about the San Fransisco earthquake of 1906, and it said that because the earthquake happened in the early morning while people were still in bed, everyone ran out into the street barefoot and ended up with massive injuries from all the broken glass cutting their feet. This HORRIFIED me beyond belief. Way more than the tragedy of people losing their homes or dying.
One of the most terrifying cinematic moments for me is in Die Hard when Hans Gruber tells his henchman to "shoot the glass" so that John McClane has to walk across the broken glass barefoot. At that point, I basically just want John to give up and let the terrorists win. I've had it.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Barefoot in the Frat House
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Clean Cut Cuddle Party
I was looking for cuddle party photos in hopes of seeing some real unsavory degenerates, but instead I found these goddamn eagle scouts. These turd nuggets are so wholesome with their white teeth and great skin and genuine smiles.
I'm pissed as heck and I am only consoling myself with the hopes that these guys have terrible shoulder bacne.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Humiliating Head Gear
I was completely delighted by this old photo and the funny hats they're wearing at a New Year's Eve party.
I starting thinking about the downfall of the noble Party Hat happened with those stupid 200X glasses. Although in this photo, the real humiliation is how poorly it was color-corrected and "denoised".
Monday, February 13, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
It's a Shame About Evan
Evan Dando has a Twitter account that's strange and rambling, and yes, it's really him.
He's not shy about posting pics of his post-show partying at all [note the white lines on the coffee table]. Holy fuck.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
SIMYP Travel Guide: Guide Books
Is there anything worse than someone who considers "travel" among their interests?