Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Steampunk Wedding Cake

The only thing that could make this more hilarious would be if it was vegan cake.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Cyber Monday Party!

Get your a/s/l on and grab a case of Mt Dew Code Red, because it's Cyber Monday, y'all!


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Post-Nuptial Bliss

Bride, passed out drunk after wedding.  Disapproving mom.


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Sleepy Yellow Man

Thanks to Liss for this.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Twlight Parties

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out today, and what could be sadder than looking at a bunch of sad, sad Twilight parties? 






Thursday, November 17, 2011

Beerocide

If I were a beer, I'd look at this with my beer goggle eyes and shudder in horror to see a mass grave of the genocide of my peers.

Also, if I were a beer, I think I'd be a Zima.

Monday, November 14, 2011

They're Baked, Not Fried


Friday, November 11, 2011

Rejected Heineken Ad


"Good to the last drop glistening off a transsexual's chest!"


Thursday, November 10, 2011

Gross Pool Party

Ugh! Yuck!  What kind of sick fiend would welcome that filthy animal into their pool?  Do they want to get some sort of infection from the water?  Not enough chlorine in the world to neutralize that nastiness.

And those ducks aren't really sanitary, either.


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Sexy Ladies

These are from some sort of lingerie themed party at a bar catering to Texas A&M students.

What a lovely reminder that human sexuality is completely repulsive and moronic at all times, unconditionally, end of story.

Lmao if you actually engage in genital-on-genital contact for recreation, you herb.



Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Fat Guy Breaks a Chair, We Chuckle.

Someone just sent this to me with the explanation that this is a guy she went to high school with in a "terrorist" Halloween costume.
Apparently the weight of the discourse on whether ironic cultural stereotypes are acceptable as costumes was simply too much to bear for this plastic chair, which collapsed under the weight of our times.

I know this is a little bit outside the discussion, but I'd just like to point out this appears to be a Party-In-The-Garage, which is one of my favorite whipping posts of this blog. Lol at garages.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Doing the Mashed Potato in Tehran

Back in the 1960s, Tehran was a cool place and people dressed and looked awesome and were hip young cool people.  Then the Revolution happened and women had to wear burqas and stuff, blah blah blah, go read Wikipedia.

Point is, check out this amazing dance party from 1965 in Tehran;


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Mitt Romney Costume

You're probably confused like me as to why this guy's interpretation of a Mitt Romney costume is shirtless and wearing gold spandex tights.

But neither of us is as confused as his poor little dog in the corner, staring pleadingly at his master's oddly shaped weiner.  Is that even a weiner? WTF is that thing?  Is there a snausage stuffed down there?  Begggin' strips?