The description of this photo is "bachelorette party", which just depresses me in like 1,000 different ways.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Depressing Bachelorette Party
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Pet Cemetery
I used to know this acquaintance, a friend of a friend from college (I'll call her Denise). She was awful - always complaining, never smiled, was kind of mean, and oddly unanimated, like a toy with run-down batteries.
My way of describing her was that she used to be a charming and beautiful girl whom someone loved very dearly. Then, Denise died an untimely death, and her loved one couldn't bear to part from her, so he buried her in the haunted pet cemetery. She came back to life alright, but instead of the charming sweet person she used to be, she was what is presently Denise.
She was a pet cemetery version of a normal person.
If you don't understand what I'm describing, please use this visual guide:
Friday, May 20, 2011
Best Daddy in the World
This Father's Day, show that you're a real family man with your custom photo belt buckle with your baby's face on it. You'll look like a loving father, even when passed out drunk with wet jeans from pissing yourself!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Karoke Bros Catch on Fire
This gif just came to me from Max Wowch, my co-blogger (ew, did I just type that word?) at WRAPAROUNDS! and Not Official Merch. He asked if I post animated gifs, and I said, not really, but this particular example of the dangers of karaoke must be shown. If only for the fire-safety precaution.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Derby Madness
The Kentucky Derby was this weekend, and who gives a hoot because it's nowhere near as epic as the fucked up insane debauchery that happens at Preakness. They can ban hooligans from the infield, but they can't make people stop being total wasted jerks*.
Plus, this is really the only derby that matters, right?