Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
This photo was sent to me (thanks, Melissa), who thought that the funny thing about the photo is that the guy is wearing girl's clothing, so it looks like Halloween, but the other people are wearing red or green so maybe it's a Christmas party (kinda lost you there, Melissa). But the kicker, she writes, is that it's actually neither a Halloween nor Christmas party - it's a housewarming party! In September, no less!
Ok here's the thing about why it's sometimes impossible to post pictures that people send me of their friends (I mean this in the best way, Melissa,). The thing is, if you know the people and the situation, you can't see it for what it really looks like to an outsider. I absolutely LOVE when people send me photos of their friends - so please don't let this dissuade you from sending me stuff. But what happens is that sometimes the photos just don't mean the same thing if you don't know the people. My favorite kind of photos to post are the ones that no one who know the people would ever actually think are funny, or would ever be of interest to an outsider.
When you know the people, you wouldn't see what's really the funniest thing about the fact that this is a housewarming party, which is not that the guests are dressed funny.
It's that someone is having a housewarming in a disgusting unfinished basement that looks like one of Saddam's rape rooms. Happy housewarming, indeed - please join me for karaoke in my dungeon.
Monday, February 21, 2011
I guess I'm just a grouch, but nothing makes me more infuriated than people having whimsical fun with their families. If you want to have fun, get into parkour or take salsa lessons or something else super dumb and shitty. Don't try partying with your parents.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
You get to pick one to take home tonight. Choose wisely.
Left to Right:
Black Shirt, curly hair: he will make love to you gently and sweetly, but his genitals will smell HORRIBLE.
Striped hoody: his childhood molestation makes intimacy incredibly difficult for him; he will cry after cumming.
Shaved head: will give you a bumbling back-handed compliment like, "it's ok, I actually like small boobs."
Black hat: he will refuse to wear a condom.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Ok, so I have this thing about hippie women and their love of bare arms/back/shoulders, but their hatred of bare thighs. Ever notice this? Hippie girls love spaghetti strap tanks and tube tops, even in winter, but will never wear short-shorts or short dresses/skirts?
This one here really encapsulates my theory with this ill-fitting (notice the seam cutting the bust) halter in what looks like some organic cotton fabric, showing off her hairy pits.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Thanks to Willy who sent this to me with the description:
This is my buddy after drinking for most of the day. He he was originally leaning on the toilet in case he puked. Later that night he proceeded to puke all over the floor of his house in a different room It's funny because it didn't happen at my house.
Funny because it's not your house, indeed.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
I write this at the risk of sounding like a perv, but how hot does this girl look, AMIRITE? If you scan through the rest of the pictures from earlier that night, she's an average looking sorority-type girl out for a night on the town downing some appletinis in Bebe dresses.
But then here she is, wearing one of those "Best Friends Forever" photo shirts you make at the boardwalk at the beach, and picking her wedgie in a motel room, and it's the hottest fucking thing in the world.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
This may be my favorite photo I've ever posted here. A little backstory might be needed. I highly recommend you scan through this woman's photos, although I warn you: extremely NSFW and extremely disturbing. She and her husband are into s&m and sometimes have this extra woman who is their "slave" who hangs out with them and apparently sometimes goes on vacation with them. The sex stuff is boring but the social dynamic here is fascinating to me. Do they go out to restaurants together? Do they hang out and watch Netflix when they're not having sex?
The other nice part is that the Flickr stream of extremely graphic sex photos is interspersed with photos of the grandkids and family gatherings (extra slave woman sometimes included).
But this photo is really what does it for me. A guy feeding a woman a chicken wing in a slave outfit? KILL ME WITH PERFECT, WHY DON'T YOU??