Friday, July 29, 2011

Treasure Hunt

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Most Passive-Aggressive Hookah Offering

Oh.... did you want to try this?  I thought that CyberGlenn and I were going to be the only ones using the hookah tonight, so I didn't put that much of this apple-flavored tobacco in.  But you can have some.  You totally should. 

Um, do you even know how to do this? Have you ever smoked a hookah before?  You probably won't even like it.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Four Hearts Beating as One

Friday, July 22, 2011

Sharpie Face

When I saw the thumbnail of this photo, I thought that his beard was drawn in by Sharpie.  Instead it's just a kind of terrible chinstrap/goatee combo that he actually willfully grew while awake. 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

King Tut and His Beeramid

Buried for 10,000 years in his opulent beeramid palace; mummified and prepared for Ra to take him across the river to the Afterlife.  Only a fool would dare to seek the treasures of the Miller Lite from the dead! Lo, the pharaoh awakes! Returned to life to avenge his curse!  *mummy goes on beer run*

Monday, July 18, 2011

Daddy Beer Pong

Either your father or gay older man interested in bdsm/fisting/pnp/jo/pig "daddy" kind of way. Kind of doesn't matter.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Bar Dogs and Party Pussies

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Margarita Tupperware Party

[photo removed by request]

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Cool Hair

Friday, July 8, 2011

DIY Barf Bag

Thursday, July 7, 2011

How "Woman FAIL" Failed

I've been kicked off a lot of social media platforms at one point or another (several times from Friendster, at elast twice from Myspace, temporary suspension of my Twitter because my avatar was of a ballsack wearing sunglasses, and a stern warning from Foursquare) for misbehaving, but the one that hurt the most was my transvestite fashion Tumblr getting suspended. It was called "Woman Fail" and the photos were from this fascinating niche community on Flickr of cross-dressers who dress up in fairly tame, non-sexy outfits, and then make tons of comments supporting and complimenting the outfit. It's basically the supportive vibe of Scandinavian teen style bloggers posting their daily outfits, but they look like middle aged women in all Talbots gear.

I don't know why it got suspended. It wasn't NSFW (not that there aren't plenty of n00dz on Tumblr), and it's not as if Tumblr has some strict policy about not allowing photos taken from other sites without permission. Maybe someone reported it as offensive? Who knows.

Anyway, Flickr has a very active and prolific transvestite "street style" community. They tend to post descriptions and titles to the photos more than the casual user, which is great. Here's one I found while searching for photos tagged "my 19th birthday". The description is truly sublime:

5th June 1974 - my 19th Birthday
One of my birthday presents from my adored mother was this baby doll nightie. The previous year I had started visiting London and staying at the Philbeach Hotel. She understood but naturally worried about me and always urged me to be ready in case the guests had to evacuate the hotel.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Your Girlfriend

me with the mt. dew

Monday, July 4, 2011

Sexy USA

Happy 4th of July, from the sexiest country on Earth.  Uncle Sam has taken some dirty pictures of his MILF wife, Auntie Samantha and he wants to show you. 

BTW, this last photo really freaks me out. It's a young lady body with a senoir citizen face. Her photostream shows other pics where she looks the same. It's almost like a shoop, but I don't think it is.

Friday, July 1, 2011

The Gang's All Here

Thanks to Jonathan for this.