Friday, April 30, 2010

License to Party


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

True Canadian Taste

Yeah, I was pretty surprised too when I saw he was drinking a Molson.

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Thanks to Jeff for this photo, which he stole from his friend's Facebook page.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

My Teen Dream

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Crybabies

I don't really go out on the weekends because of my crippling bacne, so instead I stayed home and made a new blog.  Hope you like/hate:

http://marinaabramovicmademecry.tumblr.com/

Wheels of Steel

Teenage girl giving lapdance to another girl in a wheelchair while many other teenager girls look on?  Has someone been rifling through my wet dream journal?

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Ladies' Night

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I recently had dinner with my 40-something cousin, who told me that one of his cousins on the other side of his family,Andy, had just become Alice.  His words to his cousin on the decision were:  "do what makes you happy, but why the fuck would you want to be a 55-year-old woman?"

If you enjoy middle-aged men dressing as middle-aged women, then please check out my new blog, Woman FAIL.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Big Juggs, Bigger Dreams

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Who Loves Live, Local Music?


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy 420


Sunday, April 18, 2010

Thine Future is So Bright, Thou Doth Must Wear Shades

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

World's Worst Party Trick

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Basically a human version of my favorite commercial ever:


Strangely, I found this picture when searching the term "shitfaced" on Flickr.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Try It, You'll Like It

"It's called beer.  It makes you feel awesome and makes people like you.  Just try it."


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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Man Day Thursday: Man Shotgunning

It's been a while since a proper Man Day Thursday, mostly because I've been too lazy (do you have any idea how much right-clicking and ctl+v'ing it takes to make a Man Day Thursday post? At least 3 minutes worth!).  But each week that passes, I get more and more thirsty for some man-quenching.  I need to get it in my body sa fast as humanly possible.  I want the laws of physics to pump it into me almost faster than I can swallow.   I WANT MAN SHOTGUNNING!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Hate the Homeless

There's the same homeless guy always begging outside my office building every day. I call him Moondog, and he looks like Kris Kristofferson + Gandalf. The other day I saw him working a different block.  It was weird - we sort of acknowledged each other in the way you would nod at someone who was a friend of a friend, and he didn't try to panhandle from me.  It was almost like some sort of professional respect or something, since he wasn't working my block.  It's kind of like when I see my liquor store guy at the gym.

I guess the difference with Moondog and this girl is that I've fucked Moondog.

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You Can Never, Ever Go Back


Try as you might, unless one has a hot tub time machine, you can never go back and relive your prom and do it WAY better.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Comes Full Circle.

Match the colors on each side. Complete the chain. Ourobouros.

Rubix cube contestants Ramones tees:


Ramones interviews on Squirt TV:


I'm about 85% sure I sat next to Jake Fogelnest of Squirt TV on bench waiting for customer service at the bank recently. I desperately wanted to tell him how much I love this video clip of Joey Ramone throwing chairs of the balcony, but I was afraid for the 15% that it wasn't actually Jake Fogelnest and I'd just be harassing some hapless bank customer.

This was just the most boring celebrity sighting story ever told.

How to Score with Younger Chicks

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Fondue Party

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Who's Bad?

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Amish Dads Are Right

This Amish guy's dad was amazingly accurate when he warned him that when his son went out into the normal world to see what it was like, he'd be surrounded by a bra-burning lesbo, a flaming queerbone, and one of those Orientals but also a goth.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

aLoNe iN a CrOwD

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Confused

I don't really understand the physics of what's going on here, and mostly I'm referring to that really ugly coat.
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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Bountiful

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Happy Good Friday!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

OMG This Guy is Super Fucked Up!

I bet he totally passed out on the floor and drooled everywhere right after this!
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Stereotyping

This people are so Eastern European I can't believe there's not a stray emaciated kitten somewhere.
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Oh here it is!
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