Friday, April 30, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
I recently had dinner with my 40-something cousin, who told me that one of his cousins on the other side of his family,Andy, had just become Alice. His words to his cousin on the decision were: "do what makes you happy, but why the fuck would you want to be a 55-year-old woman?"
If you enjoy middle-aged men dressing as middle-aged women, then please check out my new blog, Woman FAIL.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
It's been a while since a proper Man Day Thursday, mostly because I've been too lazy (do you have any idea how much right-clicking and ctl+v'ing it takes to make a Man Day Thursday post? At least 3 minutes worth!). But each week that passes, I get more and more thirsty for some man-quenching. I need to get it in my body sa fast as humanly possible. I want the laws of physics to pump it into me almost faster than I can swallow. I WANT MAN SHOTGUNNING!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
There's the same homeless guy always begging outside my office building every day. I call him Moondog, and he looks like Kris Kristofferson + Gandalf. The other day I saw him working a different block. It was weird - we sort of acknowledged each other in the way you would nod at someone who was a friend of a friend, and he didn't try to panhandle from me. It was almost like some sort of professional respect or something, since he wasn't working my block. It's kind of like when I see my liquor store guy at the gym.
I guess the difference with Moondog and this girl is that I've fucked Moondog.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Match the colors on each side. Complete the chain. Ourobouros.
Rubix cube contestants Ramones tees:
Ramones interviews on Squirt TV:
I'm about 85% sure I sat next to Jake Fogelnest of Squirt TV on bench waiting for customer service at the bank recently. I desperately wanted to tell him how much I love this video clip of Joey Ramone throwing chairs of the balcony, but I was afraid for the 15% that it wasn't actually Jake Fogelnest and I'd just be harassing some hapless bank customer.
This was just the most boring celebrity sighting story ever told.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
This Amish guy's dad was amazingly accurate when he warned him that when his son went out into the normal world to see what it was like, he'd be surrounded by a bra-burning lesbo, a flaming queerbone, and one of those Orientals but also a goth.