Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Cubs Superfan Round Table in the Bleachers

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Biker Food Fight

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dress for Success

There's certain jobs where looking the part has a direct impact on success.  If you're a lawyer, you gotta wear the suit and tie and get a fucking haircut.  If you're the trim coordinator for a moderately successful band in the 70s, you better look exactly like this guy, or no one is going to take you seriously at your job.

For those interested, the band whose shirt this is Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah. I never heard of them until now.  

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sharpie Time


Oh boy, this is gonna be good.  What's he gonna draw???? A dick? The "Michelle Bombshell" (swastika on forehead)? Arrow pointing to mouth that says "balls enter here"?



Hmm..  a fancy mustache. Ok, I don't want to be all Monday morning quarterback here, because we all know those that can't, teach; but really I think I could have come up with something with a little more OOMPH. Strong effort, but not good enough for the gold.  It's not that I'm upset with you, I'm just disappointed.

X-Ray Vision

Friday, March 19, 2010

Why Women Dance with Other Women

If guys could figure out how to dance with girls the way other girls dance with girls, we'd be constantly pregnant starting with junior prom.  Good thing they'll never catch on.


Pysched Up

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Why I Love St. Patrick's Day

I can't stand when people say they don't like St. Patrick's Day.  What's not to like?  St. Patrick's Day is basically New Year's Eve without the "pressure" that everyone complains about.  You don't have to worry about doing something exciting, you just show up at a bar and drink a shitload and watch some high school marching and in a parade (and if you're lucky, teenagers getting drunk).  Is this insufferable to you?  You hate fun and merriment?

Can you really tell me this is not the best day ever?  Haven't the Irish people sufffered enough without you raining on their parade?  As the Cranberries would say, do you have to let it linger? Zombie, zombie, zombeheheheheh?








Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Asian Friends

I just wanna give it up to my Asian friends.  Domo arigato for always having my back, even though I thought you were Jackie Chan/Michelle Kwan when we first met.  You're like the Harold to my Kumar, and thanks for letting me copy your math homework in exchange for Hello Kitty erasers.


Monday, March 15, 2010

What a Long, Stereotypical Trip It's Been

The dancing bear decal on the van says something "Adventure Ever".  I assume above the bear it reads: "Most Likely to Include a Dog in a Bandana"

Tea Party

Sunday, March 14, 2010

PDAs

PDAs gross me out so much when I see people doing it, I want to just like, grab a wooden stake and stab them to death and then arrange their lifeless bodies so that they're slow dancing but leaving some room for the holy ghost. 


Friday, March 12, 2010

Seasonal Affect Disorder

God, I am so fucking sick of winter.

Thanks to Ryan for this pic.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

An Education in Partying

I keep saying it and I'll say it again:  the most fun you'll have is a dance party in your living room with your friends.  Except Gloomy Gus over here on the couch hasn't been clued into this yet and thinks that there might actually be something else better going on in the world than where he is right now.  Wrong-o, buddy. This is the end of the line.

Thanks to Jesse for this pic.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Gay People Are Confusing

It's a pretty cool look when you shove your shirt in your back pocket; and these guys have something I can really related to (shoulder acne).  But what I don't understand is the Fiona Apple Showdowboxer in the far corner slugging it out on the wall. Are you imagining dad?


Thanks for the pic, person who commented on my last post whose user handle is too creepy to say out loud ("pixie").



Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Spaghetti Strap Tank Top Relaxed Fit Jeans Shuffle

Monday, March 8, 2010

Weed Party


The description on Flickr for this photo reads: "Wayne just home on leave from the marines and viet nam 1974!! Getting ready to party!!!"

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Huddled Negotiations

Friday, March 5, 2010

Friday Night's Alright for LAN Parties

After a long hard week of staring at the internet alone, I can't wait to kick back and stare at the internet with some buddies and pop open a few cold Mountain Dew Code Reds.  Fucken LAN RAGER TONIGHT, d00dz!





Wednesday, March 3, 2010

What Do All the People Know

I was desperately searching the internet to no avail to find an mp3 of the song "What Do All the People Know" by the Monroes (if anyone has this - let me know, I think the record is out of print).  It's a somewhat obscure power pop song from 1982 that was the band's only hit, and it was barely a hit anyway.

That's why I was so excited to find this video of a drunk frat boy singing along to all the lyrics and dancing beside what appears to be the aftermath or a beer pong game:



Seriously, if anyone has an mp3, talk to me.  This song is really good.

UPDATE:  Thanks to everyone who sent me this!  Change your life here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?yomgnithkjt

Suits, Snaps, Smooth Moves




Monday, March 1, 2010

Women Trouble

"Ladies, ladies, how many times did I have to tell you? We have to make our Ketamine stash last all weekend. And you went and blew it all by 8pm?! Mmmmmmmmrrrggg  I am SO ANGRY!"

Thanks, Bea, for this pic.