Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
There's certain jobs where looking the part has a direct impact on success. If you're a lawyer, you gotta wear the suit and tie and get a fucking haircut. If you're the trim coordinator for a moderately successful band in the 70s, you better look exactly like this guy, or no one is going to take you seriously at your job.
For those interested, the band whose shirt this is Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah. I never heard of them until now.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Oh boy, this is gonna be good. What's he gonna draw???? A dick? The "Michelle Bombshell" (swastika on forehead)? Arrow pointing to mouth that says "balls enter here"?
Hmm.. a fancy mustache. Ok, I don't want to be all Monday morning quarterback here, because we all know those that can't, teach; but really I think I could have come up with something with a little more OOMPH. Strong effort, but not good enough for the gold. It's not that I'm upset with you, I'm just disappointed.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I can't stand when people say they don't like St. Patrick's Day. What's not to like? St. Patrick's Day is basically New Year's Eve without the "pressure" that everyone complains about. You don't have to worry about doing something exciting, you just show up at a bar and drink a shitload and watch some high school marching and in a parade (and if you're lucky, teenagers getting drunk). Is this insufferable to you? You hate fun and merriment?
Can you really tell me this is not the best day ever? Haven't the Irish people sufffered enough without you raining on their parade? As the Cranberries would say, do you have to let it linger? Zombie, zombie, zombeheheheheh?
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
I just wanna give it up to my Asian friends. Domo arigato for always having my back, even though I thought you were Jackie Chan/Michelle Kwan when we first met. You're like the Harold to my Kumar, and thanks for letting me copy your math homework in exchange for Hello Kitty erasers.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
I keep saying it and I'll say it again: the most fun you'll have is a dance party in your living room with your friends. Except Gloomy Gus over here on the couch hasn't been clued into this yet and thinks that there might actually be something else better going on in the world than where he is right now. Wrong-o, buddy. This is the end of the line.
Thanks to Jesse for this pic.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
It's a pretty cool look when you shove your shirt in your back pocket; and these guys have something I can really related to (shoulder acne). But what I don't understand is the Fiona Apple Showdowboxer in the far corner slugging it out on the wall. Are you imagining dad?
Thanks for the pic, person who commented on my last post whose user handle is too creepy to say out loud ("pixie").
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
After a long hard week of staring at the internet alone, I can't wait to kick back and stare at the internet with some buddies and pop open a few cold Mountain Dew Code Reds. Fucken LAN RAGER TONIGHT, d00dz!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
I was desperately searching the internet to no avail to find an mp3 of the song "What Do All the People Know" by the Monroes (if anyone has this - let me know, I think the record is out of print). It's a somewhat obscure power pop song from 1982 that was the band's only hit, and it was barely a hit anyway.
That's why I was so excited to find this video of a drunk frat boy singing along to all the lyrics and dancing beside what appears to be the aftermath or a beer pong game:
Seriously, if anyone has an mp3, talk to me. This song is really good.
UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who sent me this! Change your life here: