Saturday, September 4, 2010

Wazzzzzup My Niggas!?!

Yo it's me, Lil' Madison here at this hella pimpin' prom. It's off the chizzy, yo. That's the word for chain. Got my boo Tommy T-bone here, he's got a dopeass matching hot pink cummerbund and tie that matches my dress. I look fly as hell, cuz hot pink is my favorite color, yo! My moms was all mad though, she said I was looking too sexy. Well, how am I supposed to look? You gotta let me be me, gotta let this sexy shine through. My pops was taking so many pictures of us at the house before we got in the limo, I was like "lmao, what are you, the paparazzi!?"

Ok, ttyl, gotta go sneak these Malibu minibottles out of my purse so me and T-bone here can get crunked up before we hit the lakehouse and I blow his mind with my special grape jelly handjob.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

A pink bowtie? That freshman is at critical mass for style

Anonymous said...

i love this site soo much. i want a grape jelly handjob.

Anonymous said...

amazing amazing insta-classic

wonderbreadhead said...

Lookin like a ghetto Shirley Temple up in hurr.

Thomas said...

I love the look on that guys face. It looks like he's given up on life already.

Anonymous said...

Grape Jelly Handjob?

I admit it, I'm scurred. Vurry scurred.

Anonymous said...

Don't let these playa hatas keep you down, baby girl. Handle y'alls grape-jelly bizizness.

HAL said...

I fucking love this site. keep it comming!

Anonymous said...

T-bone looks like a 10th grade Ross (Friends)

Anonymous said...

Grape Jelly Handjob is quite a bandname.

Anonymous said...

20 years later this kid is going to be kicking himself that he didn't nail her that night.

The Boogie Man said...

Wait, that boy is actually of high school age?