Last weekend, I had a party at my place. To my delight, the girl who had passed out on the couch had woken up early and cleaned up all the bottles and glasses and cans. What a miracle to not have to clean up!
This poor fellow, on the other hand, still needed a little dust-busting.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Party Cleanup
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
I Would Do Anything for Joose (But I Won't Do That)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Everyone Looks Stupid Dancing
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
World's #1 Stoner Girl
I've seen a lot of photos on Flickr that would make any parent or guidance counselor cringe with how stupid young people can be about posting incriminating stuff on the internet. But this girl has blown any of these out of the bongwater by a headshop. In addition to photos of her nerdy boyfriend and her dog, her Flickr is full of picture after picture after picture of herself smoking weed out of a variety of bongs, joints, and pipes.
At first I was aghast, but the more I looked through her photostream, the more I was kind of charmed by her. She's so adorable and guileless; it made all this illicitness seems so innocent, what could be addiction comes off instead as exuberance and a artistic dedication to documenting daily bong-rips.
And because I know you want it:
Now, before you go proposing marriage to her, I should warn you - she's also batshit crazy:
Lesson is: drugs don't make you crazy, and not everyone who is crazy does a lot of drugs, but everyone who does a lot of drugs IS crazy. Sorry kids, that's just the rules. No exceptions.
Wow, this post turned into a real fucking bummer. Just like real life. Sighsies.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Homeowners Party
Sometimes I'm sad that I live in an apartment and not a real house. But then I remember that when you have a house, you also have a wet, depressing garage. You can't be delusional about it and think that your garage is an acceptable place to host a party, any more than I can pretend the narrow gated space outside my apartment building where the trash cans go is "yard".
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Party Hat Math
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Market Research
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Wazzzzzup My Niggas!?!
Yo it's me, Lil' Madison here at this hella pimpin' prom. It's off the chizzy, yo. That's the word for chain. Got my boo Tommy T-bone here, he's got a dopeass matching hot pink cummerbund and tie that matches my dress. I look fly as hell, cuz hot pink is my favorite color, yo! My moms was all mad though, she said I was looking too sexy. Well, how am I supposed to look? You gotta let me be me, gotta let this sexy shine through. My pops was taking so many pictures of us at the house before we got in the limo, I was like "lmao, what are you, the paparazzi!?"
Ok, ttyl, gotta go sneak these Malibu minibottles out of my purse so me and T-bone here can get crunked up before we hit the lakehouse and I blow his mind with my special grape jelly handjob.