Thursday, August 5, 2010

Swinger Party Decor


I was trying to think of what to say about this photo - something about red underwear under brown tights looks like finding blood in the skidmarks in your underwear, or how she must be so wildly drunk she took her clothes off.  But then I scrolled down to read the description, and it's about 100 times better than anything I could have ever made up:

Title: "Amy's 1st Swing Party"
Description:   Husband and i are only going to soft swing she told me.
I negotiated her upstairs, and after the three articles of clothing were off, i did get her to fuck me and wife. She was not too worried about hubby at that point:)
Bwahahahah!!!  This really puts all the other details in the photo into perspective:  it's clearly some kind of Halloween party (you can see the pirate wench in the back).  Look at the spiderweb plastic table cloth!  Imagine you're throw a wild swinging sex party in your suburban home, and you don't want to use the nice tablecloth (jizz stains are a beast to get out).  So you go out to Wal-Mart or Target or Party City and go browsing for festive decor. Red plastic cups, maybe paper plates, TONS of napkins (you always run out), and of course, a plastic tablecloth.

Was there more than one spooky tablecoth, and she had to choose between the two?  Did she stand there for a moment in Party City, the spiderweb table cloth in one had, and a pumkpin and ghost tablecloth in the other, staring at them?

Did she read the fine print about the size dimensions and do that thing where you think, "50 inches... that's about, what? 4 feet?" because you're incable of imagining that many inches so you have to convert it to feet.  And you wonder why they don't just write it as "4 feet, 2 inches" in the first place, since everyone has to do it in their heads anyway?

All just so a bunch of strangers could fuck people other than their husbands and wives.

10 comments:

umlaut said...

Brilliant. That's the start of your novel right there, PP.

ACLS said...

It looks like the uploader is one of those people who finds porn he likes and puts it on Flickr. So it probably isn't even a swingers' party. Just a typically tacky Halloween party where someone had way too much.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the swingers party from its always sunny in philidelphia

amber said...

i love you.

Anonymous said...

I also love you. And will fight amber to show my internet machismo and love.

Anonymous said...

ACLS called it, the exif data is missing or the pics are from all kinds of different cameras. Onephun probably swings mostly on Second Life.

Jennifer said...

Old people need to get laid too.

David said...

This is sooo sad and strangely funny at the same time.

Cris said...

i own that brassiere...

White Lightning said...

i want to get to the bottom of why brown wool cable knit tights with a foldover waistband were FUCK ME clothes.