Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Faking Gay at a Straight Wedding

Heteros need to get over the thing where they think lesbianism is super sexy, and just leave it to real lesbians to be the only ones to get off on it. Because straights fuck everything up, just like Blink-182 sucking the life out of punk rock, and it's only leading to shit like this:
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Do you understand? You are making gay people cringe with embarrassment. Knock it off!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine any straight guys finding this attractive. Why did they even pose for the picture if they didn't want to put their hearts in to it? Plus, ugly wedding hairstyles, ugh.

Anonymous said...

It's not the faux lesbianism that is the turn off so much as chunky uggos.

SLEBBO! said...

Im so fucking with you.

Anonymous said...

In many years, the young bride will take out her wedding photo album and show her children the amusing humor of her bridesmaid friends. 2 out of the 3 children will laugh. The third child, the secretly gay one, will develop an eating disorder.

Fun for the whole family!

snowboy said...

i don't think they are pretending to be gay. i think they are acting dumb.

Anonymous said...

Rumor is that there was a ironic orgy at dress rehearsal.