Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Why I Hate Nerds

Here's what I hate most about nerds: they fucking ruined the one thing they weren't ever allowed to have because we KNEW they'd fuck it up - sex.   When nerd girls decide they want to be sexy, they go full AVN Awards and overdo it to the point of embarrassment like a 17 year old who puking up at his first kegger.  We gave you an inch, and you took a mile, nerds.

In case this isn't clear, it's someone dressed up as the Milla Jovovich character from The Fifth Element stripping at a comic convention.  Thank you for somehow managing to make a mockery of sci-fi AND the serious business of exotic dancing at the same time.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leeloo multipass!

Kevin said...

Meh, I'd hit it.

"She works hard for the money so you betta treat her right!" That song popped into my head when I saw the pictures.

Treehouse-Dweller said...

Ummm what an odd choice of shoes for a stripper!

Evil said...

Nope. I disagree. I'd hit that in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

Nerd girls are sexy as hell. Your site sucks.

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot.

WE ARE ANONYMOUS

Anonymous said...

I actually thought: Thanks for at least not wearing those horrible high heels.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Oh wait, let's not. But still, nice shoes.