Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dress for Success

There's certain jobs where looking the part has a direct impact on success.  If you're a lawyer, you gotta wear the suit and tie and get a fucking haircut.  If you're the trim coordinator for a moderately successful band in the 70s, you better look exactly like this guy, or no one is going to take you seriously at your job.

For those interested, the band whose shirt this is Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah. I never heard of them until now.  

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, those are some tight motherfucking jeans. Serious camel toe on the guy on the right

kevinass said...

i assume he means man-head

party pooper said...

what you're referring to is mooseknuckle. as ugg from salute your shorts would say, get it right or pay the price.

Anonymous said...

That guy's probably never performed anywhere with a roof, much less a stage or a backstage.

Mrs Gorman said...

Is he Terry Richardson's PR?

Roxy Cleopatra said...

"No Head No Backstage Pass" is also a song by another '70s group, Funkadelic.

McCullster said...

Wow, this blog just went up a few notches in my mind with the blogger quoting and mentioning the greatest 90's kid's show on Nickelodeon "Salute Your Shorts". The game show for the 90's on Nick is either G.U.T.S or Legends of the Hidden Temple....

Mad Jack McMad said...

They still play the song "Lake Shore Drive" by Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah all the time on the radio in Chicago. It's really fucking annoying.

Anonymous said...

I like that his hat has a moustache shape on it that mimics his own 'stache. I'm sure that guy gave some moustache rides in his day.

dusty stones said...

John Turturro looks outstanding with an afro and a semi-painful case of mooseknuckle.

Rusty Trombone said...

Is that Earl on the left?

porcupine said...

in LOVE with cowboy mustache, and pretty impressed by that mooseknuckle.

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Shimmy said...

isn't that no head no backstage pass a funkadelic tune?

michelle said...

this is the sevunty's man, youre dick is ok with me. 'ceptin i call it a moose knuckle when it's all coddled up in them jeans. sheeeiiitt! it's visible, jeremy! let it show without bein' all shamed as you be, 'hind them sunglasses. take that fucker out and be proud 'bout it!

Denny DelVecchio said...

I'm no anthropologist, but when our cultural remains are stumbled upon by The Elders of Pisces in 3087, I'd rather this snapshot not be unearthed.

Only because I'm nowhere in it.

Goddamit.

Yours In Love,
Denny DelVecchio

yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com

Denny DelVecchio said...

@ Michelle

Your cadence and diction is very similar to that of my boy Raz Loretti from back in East Camden.

He got ye olde snippity-snip back in 2004. Enter, Michele (one "L").

Probably just a coincidence.

Yours In Love,
Denny DelVecchio

yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com

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