Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Asian Friends

I just wanna give it up to my Asian friends.  Domo arigato for always having my back, even though I thought you were Jackie Chan/Michelle Kwan when we first met.  You're like the Harold to my Kumar, and thanks for letting me copy your math homework in exchange for Hello Kitty erasers.


8 comments:

David M. said...

yes, thanks for the homework copying! I had a bunch of asians in my homeroom in high school. big-ups.

send in the frowns said...

is the toilet seat down ?

did she hulk out and tear the toilet paper roll holder clean out of the tiles ?

Lazer said...

Couldn't work 'bad driving' into the post?

Kevin said...

Remember when that shit went down at Virginia Tech? All the media were like... asian men are more prone to violence and retaliation. Sad day for our slant-eyed friends. Funny story though. About that same time, my asian buddy was going through a nasty breakup with this hot white chick. Needless to say, the relationship ended peacefully shortly thereafter. I am not saying she was scared of him, but a lot of people were telling her not to push her luck.

chelsey said...

This was one of my favorites. Perfectly captured my own experiences. Very well done. I love pandas.

Veronica said...

There is an Asian behind every Caucasian.

Or something like that.

Peace!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i am asian and i take offense to this.

you forgot to mention our godlike skills on the piano and violin.

darlin_virg said...

OMeffenG!!!! BEST fucken post, BY FAR! Is there even a picture in this post and comment thread?????? By the way, I was among one of the smartest in my Jr. High (less than a hand-full of Asians, and one of which was half Mexican). Once we hit high school, I was outnumbered.