Thursday, January 7, 2010

Man Day Thursday: Men Pissing on Cars

Do you think this will be a manly decade?  Do you think the 00's were manly?  I think maybe they were more manly than the 90s, but I'm not really sure why.  All I know is I want just one day this week, this Thursday, to set aside to ponder on men and how much they love pissing on cars.  Why do they piss on a car instead of a wall or even just straight on the ground?  Does it have to do with splashback?  I wouldn't know, cuz I'm not a man.  Only the mildly retarded mind of a man could dream this up.

Oh Man Day Thursday, take me away to a place where a Maaco paint job is just around the corner, and the urine flows freely against a '98 Toyota Celica!















Even a king sometimes has to piss on a van:

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The 10s will probably be pretty unmanly. The 70's were glam-unmanly, the 80s were coked up manly, the 90s were 90's-men unmanly, and the 00s were sexism back all over the commercials manly. It's only reasonable to assume that the 10s will be some sort of aliens land and enslave-us unmanly... or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I had them scored the complete opposite:
70's: Village People mustaches? So freakin' manly
80's: Tight sequined glam rock pants? Unmanly
90's: Rap metal mosh pits? Douche-Manly
00's: Indie rockers in girl jeans? Unmanly

Wes said...

the entire decade of the 00's to you is characterized by indie rockers in girl jeans? You need to get off Myspace more

I think the 00's were unmanly, but moreso because of the rise in metrosexuality, guido-ism, manscaping, and bromances, and the invention of all of those terms

Anonymous said...

I once pissed on a car in order to defrost the windshield. If you're just trying to hide, you piss on the tire.

Michael Singman-Aste said...

"cuz I'm not a man"

OMG, this whole time I thought you were a gay man! Now I'll have to re-read all your old posts.

Anonymous said...

I look forward to someday teaching my son the fine art of car pissing. He'll be just the latest in a long line of Farber car pissers.

Anonymous said...

But, Anonymous #2, (Anon #1 here) -
60s = competition with Russia = pretty manly.
70s = High Heels/Platforms on men = unmanly
80s = moustaches for all = manly
90s = Hootie and the Blowfish = unmanly
00s = Beards! = manly

electrolite said...

Last photo: Why is Jesus pissing in the alleyway?

Mike said...

heh, I thought you were a gay dude, too!

Adopting1Soon said...

It looks like that first guy is pissing IN the gas tank.

farmanimalsrock said...

Be careful THAT IS HOW JT GOT STABBED

wollemia said...

I remember hearing somewhere that it is illegal to piss on the side of the road unless you do it on the kerb side rear tyre. Maybe they're all just being law abiding citizens...