Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Here Is Why You Fucked All Three of These Guys

You're still confused? I'll break it down for you.  The dark haired guy because he was cute and sensitive, the middle guy because he was so persistent, and the guy with the glasses because you couldn't figure out why he wasn't interested in you, and you had already gone through the first two by the end of the semester.

4 comments:

brendan donnelly said...

dad?

Anonymous said...

link?

Johnny Utah said...

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michelle said...

none of 'em because they're either capricorns or cancers and would much more enjoy gettin off in each other's asses than employing a female orifice, unless for pagan celtic sacrifice, ala wicker man.