Thursday, December 31, 2009

Best the Best of Sorry I Missed Your Party 2009

If you're a busy sophisticated person like me, your schedule is so jam packed with lunches and cultural events that you don't have time to be dillydallying on the internet all day like some basement-dwelling mouth breather who spends Friday nights reading 4chan and flame waring on teenager's youtube accounts.

Oh wait, except the exact opposite for me.

But if you WERE the kind of person who is too busy to check Sorry I Missed Your Party everyday (which you are probably not, since you are reading this on New Year's Eve when you should be out partying IRL), I've made things easy for you. Here is the best of the past year, all in one convenient post so you can jet off in time for your black tie event at the endangered animals' museum society gala ball.

Smell ya l8r, 2009:

























Happy 2010, internet. Love, your bff.

22 comments:

Psyched and Such said...

A million thanks

white lightning said...

so much genius. THANK YOU KATIE, FOR BEING THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW (you bitch)

Anonymous said...

this site remains pretty awesome. hooray.

(oh, those twins. sigh.)

kdub said...

That last one cracked me up the first time, cracked me up the second time. It's so amateur-internet-porn meth-tastic.

Anonymous said...

just fyi, i saw some 2010 novelty glasses at the drugstore yesterday.
the 1 was wedged up really close to the second 0.

Farber said...

Is that Doug Flutie in the 80's stripper photo?

Nice Ape Drape/Tennessee Top Hat/Kentucky Waterfall/Business in front, party in back/Mud Flap.

Anonymous said...

Awesome montage!! Keep up the good work, love the site.

David M. said...

still my favorite

Ben said...

you done good.

Erin O'Brien said...

Dear Lord,

Please guide me along a path that does not conclude on these pages.

Love,

Erin

Farber said...

Yo "Boobs hanging out with a can of beer in your front pocket"! Another bump of tequila is exactly what you DON'T need.

Kai said...

Thank you so much for helping me get over 2009.

Anonymous said...

Dear Katie,

I a 25 year-old guy who has always thought of himself as "straight". But I can't get that picture of a girl holding that man's penis out of my head! Does that mean that I'm actually gay?

Thanks so much! I love your site and I read it every day.

Alex.

party pooper said...

Dear Alex,

It's a good thing you came to me first with these questions about your sexuality. The bad news is yes, you're gay. The good news is that you're only gay for getting your dick grabbed by a girl, so you can probably pass for straight since you'll always be asking girls to grab your dick.

brendan donnelly said...

happy new years! still my favorite blog!

Edith said...

Thank you for enriching my life more than I can ever say. This blog is a must-read for all teenagers before they are ever allowed a camera phone or a digital camera.

kookyknut said...

ah... the memories.

Thanks for a great year :)

All the best for 2010

Mike said...

The man with the poodles is still my favorite, but must insist on another round of juggalos in '10.

Elizabeth said...

Please post links to these original entries!!!

electrolite said...

Great site, though I agree with Elizabeth above! And that final photo is one of the best ever to float up out of the intertubes. It ought to be blown up on a 70 x 70 inch canvas and hung in a bank.

Anonymous said...

omg this is exactly what i imagine my half sister's mom looks like

darlin_virg said...

I missed a few, but the poodle pic is still my favorite!