Thursday, November 19, 2009

You're So Vain (and Mostly Drunk)

I don't know what to think about this girl.  On one hand, she's a total square cheeseball, but on the other hand, I just can't deny that she looks like a lot of fun.  I think the final verdict is coming down to the fact that of her Flickr photostream, she appears in about 95% of her own photos, which is kind of borderline personality disorder-ish.

Whenever I see people who appear in almost all of their own photos, I always wonder how they manage this. Are they just always asking someone else to use their camera for them? I feel like the etiquette when you want a photo of yourself is to gamely take a few pictures of others first so you don't appear too vain. Or maybe they take lots of pictures, but then only bother to upload the ones of themselves?











34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like that this girl is drunk in every picture. Much like myself.

Anonymous said...

Come on...are these stills from a new John Waters film?

N.C.M.C said...
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N.C.M.C said...

what do you expect from irish chicks?

boots said...

i want to be friends with this girl . fosho.

party pooper said...

sure, you can be friends with her, just don't expect to be in any of her pictures.

Christin said...

The caricature in the background in that last photo? Is uncanny. At first it looks like a bad caricature, and then you realize that it's actually a fantastic reproduction and that it's her face that looks like a bad caricature.

Anonymous said...

MAN DAY THURSDAY.

Anonymous said...

did you read the COMMENTS on flickr for these? from random men that say "Is he going to push your legs apart and take you? That's what I would do!" and "Would love to stick my cock rite there mmm!" bwahahaha.

blackfoot said...

aa called. their poster child is missing. again.

Raymond said...

I can almost hear the Black Eyed Peas playing in the background of these picture

Anonymous said...

im completely torn. she seems cool but really fucking obnoxious. but not normal teenage high school drunk girl obnoxious. genuine annoying. i dont know. she's pretty. id tolerate her.

Rachel said...

hmmmm this seems eerily like my photostream....

kookyknut said...

I notice she left out all the photos of her crying with her make-up running because she lost her shoes.

Also, too many accessories.

Gillian said...

This girl looks like this girl I know who was the ex and then current girlfriend of this guy I hooked up with for a minute while she was his ex. Now I sound drunk. You know what I mean, right?

thegirlieshow said...

the disney princess poster and massive portrait of her as a baby are considerable RED FLAGS as well.

Anonymous said...

Lord! Fast forward 10 years to craggy face, saggy tits, every present booze..sad...

will said...

maybe she's one of a set of twins, and they're always taking pictures of each other, but they're too shy to ask people to take pictures of the two of them together . . .

Anonymous said...

Cool. She comes equipped with the Less Attractive Brunette. She has to put out more to get attention.

Collect the whole set!

leilalatex said...

Whatever the brunette is more attractive!

Anonymous said...

Wow Northern Ireland looks a lot like the US South through the Girls Gone Wild filter.

Michelle said...

The caption to every one of these photos:

"III WAAANNNNT ATTEEENNNTIOONNNNN!"

Anonymous said...

i f-banged this chick last year. hairier than you'd expect. true story.

Cris said...

^a) i wouldn't doubt it. i've intercoursed a number of irish in their homeland, and they were all pretty bushy (not that there's anything wrong with that), and b) do you think, then, she's air-drying in that first picture? because, well regardless, i love her.

Graham said...

Oh I get it; she likes to drink.

Anonymous said...

http://bpd.about.com/od/forfamilyandfriends/a/bpdmyths.htm

Brian said...

Little Miss Trying Too Hard...

Anonymous said...

Total cheese-ball.

DoeHands said...

I am semi disappointed in you for not including the party bus picture, [http://www.flickr.com/photos/44307235@N02/4072920649/] because my first thought of this girl was that she reminds me of my cousin that wears too much makeup and is in most of her photos and drinks midori sours and just got a party bus for her 21st birthday.

If you haven't explored the party bus phenomenon yet, I think you'll be [eventually] pleased with the results.

ps- I wonder what kind of activity all the award ribbons are for.

brendan donnelly said...

i agree with raymond's comment.

nola said...

it is gonna make a great montage for her episode of the latest reality Rehab-type show.

Anonymous said...

i'do her...over and over and over!

darlin_virg said...

I was a victim of the party bus craze. Super wasted, first one to pass out. Everyone put their empty red plastic cups on my like I was part of the Empties Pyramid. Pictures to prove it. The award ribbons are for this type of awesome behavior :)

But back to this post... Guess she's pretty & knows it. You almost have to laugh when chicks have 90% of pics of themselves.

Anonymous said...

or maybe she is not the one who owns the flickr account, but a serious watcher who likes taking pictures of her!