Thursday, November 12, 2009

Man Day Thursday: Man Dance Lapdance

I have never been to a strip club, but I have this very clear image in my mind of what it would be like, completely from TV and movies. That's a kind of strange thing, to have this fully formed idea of some experience only from movies that you've never actually experienced. Recently, I had a brush with a strip club, but fell short. I went to an all-male strip club, and it was the pits. There was no real nudity! Sure, the on stage performers took their shirts off and showed a little thigh, but there's only one piece of goods guys have to show, and there was nary a peen in sight! Even more insulting, the guys who would work the room for lapdances were wearing jeans. What a cockblock.

Recommendation: this was at that big club that looks like a bank next to Mercury Lounge, and it's called Hunk-O-Mania. I found this male stripper service that will come to your house called Strippers in the Hood that I have to say looks about a million times better.

Normally, I like to wait until the weekend to think about groping nude man lovehandles, but today I just can't wait anymore. I need to see some men really giving it their ALL. I need to see some man lapdances in all their self-conscious, unappealing glory.










8 comments:

Buna said...

Soundtrack = King Missle, Gay or not Gay?

Mike said...

Next to last photo looks like Noah Wyle, in the bearded episodes on ER.

Erla Elíasdóttir said...

yess! you make my Thursdays.

I was recently thinking along very similar lines as you describe, except it wasn't about strip clubs, but about the US of A. A place where I've never actually been, but still have this image made up of in my mind from various movies and series and such (not to mention your blog, probably among my most realistic sources). Don't mean to say that your country and all its presumable variety is comparable to the strip joints of the world... or is it? I don't know!

kdub said...

Erla, yes, it's strip clubs... and McDonald's. That's pretty much it.

party pooper said...

the US is just like strip clubs because everyone here has a heart of gold, just like strippers!

Anonymous said...

second to last is kinda hot! not only is he cute, but he seems to be actually kinda into it.

Morgan said...

I went to Vegas for Halloween and some guy that I didn't know came up to me and said, "I'm only gonna ask you this once, 'Do you want a lap dance'". My answer: yup

Don't know why the male lap dance is getting popular, but I like it

darlin_virg said...

Male strip clubs are the worst. Nothing sexy about seeing a chiseled man in a banana hammock g-string. Especially when they're schlapping their schlong in your face. Happened to my sister - hahahaha!