Thursday, September 3, 2009

Man Day Thusday: Man Summer

You know who I hate? People who are excited for fall. I can only assume they are meganerds who love going back to school because they love homework and math and new notebooks. Summer is so far superior to fall, only a lactose intolerant albino mathlete who wears a t-shirt in the swimming pool would be excited for the end of summer fun times. "I'm excited for sweater weather!" people say. Oh, guess what? I got 10 frickin' months a year to wear the same gross sweaters, I ain't excited about it. Fall means that uncomfortable day when you underestimate how cold it is and don't wear a jacket and then you're freezing, it means that first really cold day before your building's heat has turned on and you have to wear a sweatshirt to bed, it means back to the annoyance of having to carry your jacket on your arm all night at a bar. Summer rules, fall drools.

Since it's the last real Thursday of summer, I want to see some manly enjoyment of the best season. So while you're wearing your itchy wool sweaters and dreaming of weekends spent apple-picking that will never end up happening, I'll be dreaming of these summer man days. Please drift me away to the B.U.M. Equipment Beach Patrol....








13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Grandpa raver rules!!

kale said...

Nice, Bros over Hos!

spectacular views said...

UGH i totally agree, i hate cold weather AND NERDS

Anonymous said...

Hey, some of us spend 10 months a year wearing the same gross sweaty shorts and tank-tops and dream of a time when they don't get soaked in knee-pit and lower-back sweat driving their car (or waiting for the bus). It all depends on where you live. I love fall because it means it finally gets below 100 degrees. This means late October, btw.

adam jk gallardo said...

I'm a nerd, and I still HATE cold weather.

Anonymous said...

I live in FL so the weather is killer during the summer, and fall finally gives us a break from the heat... however im not excited for fall solely bc of school.. im excited for college football season, which many of the pictures look like tailgating/ college related events

GO GATORS!!

moesha said...

exactly how i feel. i hate the smell of office max in late summer.... it makes me extremely depressed

kdub said...

Photo #6: Yes please. Again. Harder.

Mike said...

The fourth pic down looks like an advert for a gay version of Stand By Me (not that there would be anything wrong with that).

Anonymous said...

Goddamn thats a lot of Sierra Nevada in the last pic. Serious respect.

Anonymous said...

I love the kid propping his balls up with the bat.

w007 said...

I think the guy with the smiley face shirt and the glowy ring and necklace might be at burning man. The picture has the grain of a dust storm in the way and his outfit would be fairly typical there!

Blast Hardcheese said...

Trent Reznor is barbecuing.