Tuesday, August 25, 2009

English Hats

Sure, British people are easy targets, and I won't even go into that. But the one thing I have to respect is that they are a culture of people who appreciate and look good in hats. On this front, I think they rival only the Italians in hat excellence. Have you ever seen a Dane in a hat? A Greek? No. The French have the beret, but their range is critically limited.

It's shit like this party on the lawn of Buckingham Palace with a lavender explosion that outdoes Mo'nique's mama's Sunday church attire along with an old man holding a glass of Bailey's who uses his fedora to offset his complete lack of chin that makes English people special.


7 comments:

Smallbrainfield said...

Damn your eyes, that's my mother you filthy blighter.

Niles said...

I don't think they serve Baileys at Royal Garden Parties. It's iced coffee.

Paul said...

And his hat is a Panama.

Anonymous said...

still funny

josh m said...

nitpickers.

Anonymous said...

Pa-pa-pa-pa, what about Greek fishermen caps? (Worn by the English, perhaps?)

AurorasBored said...

'Mmhmmhmm as George Bernard Shaw once said to me on his deathbed, what the fuck are you doing Henry Fitsrobert-Eldeweiss the Third, that's my pocket watch.'

'You told me this story dear. I do wish we could get an annulment but our granddaughter Bitsie would object.'