You think these guys are arm wrestling, but they're actually holding hands for strength as they have an emotional conversation about admitting for the first time that they eat their pain.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Breaking Through
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
PEACE
Finally! The rift between Dudes Who Love to Drink Too Much and Dudes Who Smoke Too Much Weed has been mended! It's been a long frosty cold war between alcoholics and stoners for many years - stoners are always on their high horse about how alcohol is more worse for you than pot, and alcoholics hate stoners because they don't keep enough beer in their fridge and never want to go out to bars.
This picture of these two flashing peace signs makes me teary-eyed. Do you see this, Isreal and Palestine? I think you might want to learn a little lesson here.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
After Party
Monday, July 27, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Old Man Day Thursday
It's getting near the end of the week, and all I can think about is whiff of Clubman talcum powder, early bird specials at Denny's, and vaguely racist complaints about minorities. In the words of the great chronicler of all things old man, Bruce Pask, I'm feeling for.....
OLD MAN DAY THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
New Band Alert!!!!
Have you heard of this cool site Pitchfork.com? It's totally where I find out about new cool bands to watch, and hear them before everyone else! I just read about this new band, and they sound awesome - like Kathleen Hanna rapping in the Fat Boys, supposedly. Can't wait to go to HMV and pick up their new CD!!!!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Rave All You Can Rave
Somewhere, someone tripping out of their minds on horse tranquilizers and children's Nyquil is listening to Sasha and Digweed and telling a girl in a furry bikini, "if we could just give a glow stick to each soldier and let them dance and feel the P.L.U.R., it would stop all wars."
PEACE Y'ALL
Meanwhile, somewhere a soldier is telling another soldier how to use glowsticks strategically during nighttime warfare to better prevent themselves from getting killed.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Nothing Funny About Delicious Snacks
No joking here, I'm just hungry and wish I was scarfing this spread (also, that's what your dad said when he met my mom).
Also also, I have never seen people so irritated to be standing in such proximity to a good snack arrangement. This is like early photographs from the 1800s when no one smiled when they got their portrait taken.
Pass the Enchanted Hummus, Please
For those who prefer their July days on the darker side, please see more at GothsinHotWeather.com.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Business on the Body; Party on the Face
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Man Day Thursday: Man Lovin'
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
REJECTED
In the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which is the governing body of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest, they call it "rejecting" if you barf during competition. Which I think is a really hilariously diplomatic term.
In the world of beer shotgunning, it's called "acceptance", but that more refers to your reward with your peers than it does to the actual digestive tract.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
The Ring: Moobs
Someone just sent me this picture, and after the wave of moral uncertainty that washed over me as I looked at it, my first instinct was that the only way I could wash it from my mind was to force other people to also look at it. Kind of like that movie The Ring, where if you watch the videotape, you're gonna die unless you show it to someone else in the next 3 days.