Thursday, June 11, 2009

Man Day Thursday

You know what I want this morning? I want a stack of pancakes with a side of hot steaming sausage fest. I want to catch a whiff of Axe body spray, Keystone Ice, and Marlboro lights. I want to do poppers with a bunch of 20 year old twinks in puka shell necklaces listening to Junior Vasquez on a lime green first generation iPod mini hooked up to computer speakers in an. I want to press my dick right up to the asshole of homosexuality but my purity ring commitment tells me not to put it all the way in.

I'm officially starting Man Day Thursday, featuring all the beefcakes, man hunks, and virility you can stand to look at before you feel compelled to get a faux-leather belt case for your cellphone to wear on your cargo shorts and Ron Jon Surf Shop tee.

Do you smell that? It smells like homosocial behavior.... can you spot the most homoerotic of these?

Shirtless bros erecting giant tin phallic totem:


Steaming serving of man soup:

Beer skirts:

Towels and beers:


Huggle snuggle time:

Keg standings:


Nude funnel:

21 comments:

Patrick Yeagle said...

Huh...I must have missed that part of college.

Anonymous said...

You haven't really done a beer bong if there wasn't a bit of vomit in the tube.

wille said...

Great to see some swedish guys here! :) (pic nr 2)

Sorsha said...

Holy Homoerotic, Batman.

(There is a delicious irony in that statement.)

Jungle Jim said...

NNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo:

NOT this early in the morning,
NOT before Coffee!
NOT right after the cool 80s chicks...!!!

Jungle Jim said...

Dibs on that one guy... Favorite band, the flock of sea-gulls hair cut, the "bed me" eyes... the two-toned shorts wedged up his... I mean, uh... Sorry. Got caught up in the fantasy.

Ducked Up

Ducked Up said...

I'm definitely not sorry I missed any of those parties. Who would ever want to do a nude beer bong? I mean, with no girls involved?

Adam Snider said...

Is that a vomit bucket in the beer bong picture?

Classy...

brendan donnelly said...

i dig this! please get deep into the bro culture college/post college scene. it's fucking hilarious. try to find a pic of an axe body spray show like the one from that jerz shore show.

Bald Outing said...

love the site! i love how they all think it's a good idea to do stuff naked. especially the guys in the ladies style bathtub.

elbell137 said...

I always wondered what my guy friends did when there were no girls around...

Nina said...

what's bong boi holding on to there? his pink bikini string?

Bad Cop Tugga Thugga said...

Why is it that Swedes ALWAYS have to be naked? I think there is some sort of unwritten rule which says "Swedes + Beer = HOMOEROTIC FUN!"

smshanny said...

Last time me and all my straight buddies sat around naked beer bonging, I got a swig of NOT beer! Why does someone always have to make a perfectly normal night weird! Jerk.

generationbubble said...

Beer bong: the gateway to polesmokin'.

poppie's papis. said...

so naked bro number 1 is funneling naked bro number 2's vom?
sounds like a fun night full of homoeroticism. oh, and more pukin'.

electrolite said...

The "towels and beers" guy on the left is hot!

Anonymous said...

nude funnel is the best 'couse you can see dick.

Anonymous said...

YESSSS!!!! SO HOT. I FUCKING LOVE SLACKER STRAIGHT BOY LOVE. DRUNK NAKED DUDES IN MY WET DREAMS!!!!

Colin Bayer said...

yeah, it really looks like he's funneling vomit...naked. that's horrible

darlin_virg said...

WHATtheFUCK is he chuggin on?!?! Beer Skirts looks like it could have been from Bay to Breakers.