Saturday, June 20, 2009

Never Trust Anyone Over 30

The difference between people under 30 and people over 30 is that no one under 30 would ever have two giant poodles that they throw birthday parties for. Sure, they might have a pet dog and have a dog birthday party, but they would not have two giant poodles. This is only something middle aged people would ever do.

And while people over 30 can be cool to talk to or hang out with because their wise and pay your rent, this picture is the exact reason you just can't really relate to them on a level of being sane and not owning giant poodles.

Ok, I'll admit, it's not really like the typical 31 year old. I guess I should really more specify that there's no way that this guy does NOT have a Costco or Sam's Club membership and a second fridge in the basement.

13 comments:

-- chase said...

I don't think 30 is the cutoff anymore. No, I'm turning 30 in a few months, so I'm going to say it's 40 these days. I am putting off my standard poodle purchases until at least then. Although now that I'm thinking about it, I have one friend with two standard poodles ... and he got them shortly after his 30th birthday. NOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Christ those poodles are huge!

Hannah said...

and that paw... sliding up his leg... getting closer... just let it happen.

wordsprite said...

It's the porno pink slipcover that really grabs me here.

Jungle Jim said...

Finally... A party worth going to...!!!

Jungle Jim said...

These dogs are 30 years old???

Anonymous said...

Haha! Although I am still under 20, my family has two standard (giant-size) poodles, too. We also have a Sam's Club membership and an extra fridge in the basement. And both our poodles have birthdays in May . . . and since our younger poodle's birthday is the same day as my father's, we celebrate their birthday- but no Hello Kitty hats. That's just wierd; they're dogs! :)

Chum said...

Okay, thanks for the follow up, cuz my first response was exactly what you addressed below pic. Now, being 33, I can see 40 as a more viable age for poodles, Harley's, sports cars, implants, fanatical gardening, etc. That is...until I turn forty, and I'll come up with something else then...I hope.

Dave said...

Pets who want to kill themselves.

kdub said...

There's nothing wrong with a second fridge in the basement or garage. That is the beer fridge. It is a proud, noble animal.

Anonymous said...

Look at the poor guy. He's miserable and emasculated, and he hates his wife, who no doubt is behind this and many other woeful shenanigans. The dividing line is marriage people, not age.

Patrick Yeagle said...

I want this for my birthday party.

peter said...

OK dude this a little weird, a 30 old year men with shot pants, party hat and two dog alone? well I prefer don't in what kind of party is that, maybe this men need a little viagra without prescription to be more success with girls.