Monday, June 22, 2009

Cleveland Dreamer

The biggest dream you have have for attending a crummy house party of some friend of a friend you barely know is that you might end up in a steamy makeout session up against the stove next to a case of Natural Ice. And if by some luck that dream does actually happen, you'll probably be so excited you'll have some sort of unpleasant anal leakage like this guy.

8 comments:

She/Them/He/Hey You/Buddy/Chick/Dude/Weirdo said...

Ew, what's in the container? Melted butter?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't realy look like a party. They probably just shared the whole case of Natural Ice by themselves...and the boy he ran into in the bathroom before hooking up with this open-minded chick.
In the container? Santorum, most likely.

Anonymous said...

...That is gonna make an interesting tatoo if the stove burner is turned on....

Anonymous said...

Shoulda taken the grapes out of his a$$ before he left the frat house.

Neal said...

this one caught me by surprise.

Sabby G said...

I think that's a tub of said anal lekage.

Anonymous said...

I hope that spot was water or something like this, wait a minute maybe is... no way dude, what happen with nowdays men, afraid about take a little trip in love boat, when you suffer this viagra without prescription can be use to avoid this kind of problems.

Anonymous said...

Haha imagine the disappointment when that chicks husband finds out she cheated on gum with someone who shit his pants.