Thursday, June 4, 2009

2 Fast 2 Furious: Tokyo Puke Drift

One of the all time worst parties I've ever been to is one of those parties that's not so much a "party, but 6 friends sharing an intimate evening, and you're just the friend of a friend that showed up. This one took place at a suspiciously large and nice apartment for a 23 year old guy to be living alone in, which is always a bad sign. The apartment was immaculately clean, bordering on OCD levels. For example, even though he lived alone and therefore only had one toothbrush in the bathroom, it had a travel brush head cover on it. When I opened a kitchen cupboard looking for a glass, I found a cupboard stacked top to bottom with perfectly stacked Mike and Ike candy boxes. It was like finding Jack's typewriter in The Shining.

Flash forward a few shots from the remnants of assorted liqour bottles, and I'm in a cab home, puking out the window. Puling out the window of a cab is rough, because you feel really guilty about it in a way that you don't feel in your own bathroom because this poor guy has to clean the puke of the side of his cab now.

Look, that isn't like the only time I've barfed out of a cab window, but the point is I don't even like Mike and Ikes anyway.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was a lot of setup to arrive nowhere.

party pooper said...

You were perhaps expecting something other than a shirtless Asian guy puking on the back of his car? High expectations!

Anonymous said...

"a suspiciously large and nice apartment"

Wha? What does suspiciously large even mean? Was it larger on the inside than the outside like a TARDIS?

mudphud said...

Don't listen to these knuckleheads. I enjoy your stories.

Glad to see the font got fixed.

ally said...

i puked on the el train once. so embarassing. but i wasn't gonna swallow it.

-- chase said...

I liked your story. It was kind of like "Deep Thoughts" but with a shirtless puking dude at the end.

wordsprite said...

Please post pictures of the TARDIS party. The Doctor and Sarah Jane. Super hot!!

Patrick Yeagle said...

For the record, I liked the mystery font.

Unfortunate Names said...

my boyfriend puked in the back of a cab (with me next to him) 10 minutes away from the hotel. and everytime he addressed the driver (named mark just like me) he kept calling him Cab.

N.C.M.C said...

this is sooo funny.

PhillyD said...

"I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon!"