Monday, April 6, 2009

Party 'Till You Puke

Yesterday was a pretty big day for me, since I did something I haven't done in a long long time: I puked the morning after drinking. Puking the next morning is so much worse than puking when you're still drunk, because when you're drunk, there's a lot of stuff you don't mind doing that you would find abhorrent if you were sober. I'm not naming names, but thanks for the memories (crabs). Barfing is a pretty bad way to start your day, and for me it only got worse when I realized I had left my credit card at a male strip club the night before. Proud of me now, mom?






10 comments:

Anonymous said...

god forbid your mother sees this

snowy said...

ew.

Anonymous said...

You ate crabs or you got crabs? Or both?

Jensen said...

haha, i feel you on that one. the worse for me was barfing while drunk at nite, getting some of it on my shoes, falling out of my bed while tryin to get in it (bunk bed), barfing into a cardboard box while laying in my friends bed (and not telling him about it), and then barfing up neon yellow bile multiple times when i woke up 4 hours later.

Justin said...

When you wake up and barf, the day can only get better!

Anonymous said...

I dig the dude barfing off of the bicycle, Mad Dog 20/20 close at hand.

Queen Of Russia said...

Is that a portable fucking toilet?

Done. That dudes my new hero.

-A-

heavymetalfashion

darlin_virg said...

He has a babyseat on the back of that bike HAHAHAHAHA! Wonder which of those kids stole the bike and put the drunkie up to it... haha!

beerlitcandledrinkpicnic said...

The point is: you survived. Get up and do it again, my friend.

Anonymous said...

no NO don't roll in it STOP THAT aUUGHGHH