Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Male Strippers

I was just sent this picture along with a brief rundown of the provenance of the photo: some girls met this guy while on vacation in Brazil, and gave him their e-mail address with the half-hearted invitation that he should look them up if he ever came to New York. They were shocked and annoyed when he actually showed up one day, asking to crash at their place and getting drunk and shirtless.



When I first hear this, I was like "aw man, annoying house guests - those are the worst! That must've been awful!" But then I had to check myself. I mean, Capt. Corona might be kind of cheesed-out, but this is a very good looking, chiseled guy. Have I really gotten to the place where I have a larger emotional response to the concept of ill-mannered guests than an attractive Brazilian man disrobing in front of me? Have I really fucking thrown the towel that far in? Man, I'm bumming myself out big time.

Thanks to Christina for the photo and story. I hope your friend hit that.

12 comments:

Amanda said...

I'm sorry I missed THAT party :D

Sara O. said...

Me too, Amanda, me too...

Carissa said...

You're just pickier these days. That's what I tell myself, anyway.

Stevi said...

if only that plant thingy was just a little lower

Gecko said...

Woah, I wouldn't mind him drunk and shirtless at my place! =P

Matt Mauldin said...

you have to commend the guy on his follow up. he should probably be in sales.

Ronda said...

Wow he even coughs up 2 dollars to cover the cost of his Corona, nice!!!

Anonymous said...

Probably not Brazilian. It's a pretty much a cultural norm that homos wear their watches on their right wrists, and machismo is pretty big down there. He would have his ears eaten off by Jiu-Jitsu pit boys if they saw him walking down the street.

T-Bonz said...

I also left out the part where I had this photo as my cell phone wallpaper for YEARS. This guy was off the hook.
I am honored that Brazilian dude made the photo cut. Truly.

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