Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My Favorite Things

But Lites and photos of people in limos.

8 comments:

Jess L said...

Stay klassy, Bud Light drinking limo passengers.

jjdaddyo said...

Yeah, if you go to the expense of renting a limo and strippers to ride in it with you, you could at least buy some Heinekens. Or anything in bottles.

Chum said...

I think it has to do with the fact that the only people getting excited about piling into a limo to begin with are the same people with such refined taste as to stock the bar with Budweiser products. After this it's off to a high priced suite at the Best Western for a little group action.

Anonymous said...

Who was the asshole that was, like,

"Bud Lite? I'm not drinking that SHIT! I brought my own."

...And shows up with one Miller Lite tallboy.

Unknown said...

Says the chick in the orange "dress," "let's open up this sunroof. My farts stink!!"

Ahhh fart jokes....

thehistoryofmyfuture said...

Not to be a bummer--and I think they're as cheesy as the next person-- but I'm assuming most people rent limos who are traveling in large parties and planning on getting trashed and don't wanna drive themselves around. Unfortunately, most people look ridiculous in them. Okay, all people. Especially the white ones. Except for Dolly Parton.

Anonymous said...

You're a pathetic racist.

Anonymous said...

You: " Hey look! A white guy in funny ethnic clothes! He He HE!"

Reality: His wife and new in-laws totally respect him for not being a stupid American fuck like you.