Saturday, March 28, 2009

Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Marzzzzzz

Look, everyone knows guys are idiots and have no abilities to read other people. Sometimes you really have to just fucking spoonfeed them information like the babies they are. It's nice to see a girl read the score and stop pussyfooting around and just spell it out for them. That's why I have a tattoo on my lower back that reads "yeah, I'm down for whatever." Right below a portrait tattoo of my dead father that says "I told you so".

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Judging from her face and her hat, I'd guess this is her 18th birthday party...

Dave the American Platypus said...

That photostream should be re-entitled, "Sorry I Missed Your Party." Because they seem to have nothing but awesome fun, forever.

Anonymous said...

What's with her weird tan line?

maulmatt! said...

the heart and arrow really gives it a nice sentimental effect.

Anonymous said...

Her parents must be very proud.

matt said...

I am kinda sorry I missed that party. Looks like the sorta place that I could get action at: People who try really hard to be "counter culture', in their undies, drunk, stoned, and looking to prove a point with liberal sex.

Zen Wizard said...

I'm confused--what is she trying to say here?

Shouldn't there be some instructions or something?

Totally clueless as to the subliminal message...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous # 2- Its obvious she wears v-necks, lolz.




And this picture she seems kind of annoyed. Like it was a dare. Or she lost a bet.
She does not seem into it at all.

Dave the American Platypus said...

@Anonymous 3 -- or maybe she's just worn out from all the titty fucking.