I was just searching for "boob cake" when I came across this mouthwatering delight. I showed my friend Magnus the photo because I was so impressed with this cake:
And he said, "sweet! The best of both worlds."
"You mean boobs and cake?"
"No, I meant boobs and war. I don't like cake."
Do I only think this is hilarious because I'm stoned? Or do I just find this so delicious because I'm so stoned?
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Conversation I Had Stoned with Magnus
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Marzzzzzz
Friday, March 27, 2009
HOLY SHIT
In general, I avoid making comments directly about a people's bodies in photos..... but holy cow those are some GAZZONGAS.
What must it be like to reconcile your life when those things show up on your chest around 8th grade? Your entire existence is no longer anything you ever thought you knew. It's probably like in Soul Man where C. Thomas Howell becomes black and is surprised that people act differently to you based on your skin color.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Hair Sniffer
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
This Sign Lies
On Monday, my friend came over to watch an unnamed CW show, and she mentioned she was nervous because as a grad student, she had to fill in for an absent professor the next day and prepare and deliver a lecture on semiotics. I was of pretty much no help, since my only advice was to play that Tesla cover of "Signs" a few times and call it a day.
If only the anonymous person who sent me this photo had sent it a day earlier - I could have given my friend a clear example of a clearly misleading sign to use as a teaching tool to her young wards.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Super PsYcHeD!!!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Lord of the Rings Party
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Torture
People made a big fuss about waterboarding and Guantanamo Bay, but have they forgotten the horrors of the a boredom teenagers face on our own soil? I'd like to see Christopher Hitchens try the suburbs on a Friday night where it's the same 5 people you hang with every weekend, and the one person you have a crush on that you hoped was going to show up doesn't end up coming.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
How to Be Debonair
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Luxuriating
Strange Boobs
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Unamused Pistons fan in background is unamused.
If the stone fox in this photo looks familiar, it's because the little minx was also tempting my eyes in a previous What to Wear to a Party post.
I can't resist her charms! One more:
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Peace!!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thank Goodness It's LAN Party Friday!
Isn't it weird that the kind of people who dress like they're really into a 90s concept of hackerdom probably the most boring ilife? I mean, what are these guys up to, updating their Friendster pages? Buying an album on iTunes and actually burning it onto a CD? Posting yelp.com reviews?
Thanks for the pic, Dave.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Oldest Photo Discovered!!
Oh my god, this is so exciting. I've been trolling Flickr so much, and I've definitely seen some cool old photographs, like from as early as the 1800s, which is pretty sweet. But now I've finally found the photo I believe is officially the oldest photograph on Flickr ever found:
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Balloons! Balloons! Balloons!
I love festive decorations. And I love clip art. Which is why I love clip art of balloons, as you might tell from the highly artistic banner for this blog, which features balloons taken from the first page of Google image searching for "balloons".
So my festive clip art lust was satiated when Renzo from the excellent Sexy People blog emailed me to point out a strange similarity in some photos he had posted on his site and the balloons on the Sorry I Missed Your Party banner. I'm guessing it's because the attended middle school on the internet. Junior High of Phoenix?
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
My Inner Pain
TGIF!
You know when you're a kid and you fall asleep on the car ride home and your dad carries you into the house and you kind of pretend to still be asleep because you like getting carried?
Going out on Friday night sucks because you woke up at regular early workday time, so you start getting sleepy at 11 and can't imagine leaving the house. But imagine if you knew you could just fall asleep and get instantly carried home? Problem solved!
Thanks to Matt for the pic.
Friday, March 6, 2009
(Guy in Orange Shirt)
I was excited when I first saw this picture, because who doesn't love a foam party at the youth center in a church basement. But when I noticed the guy in the orange shirt, my weekend was made.
Thanks for the pic, Charles.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Ladies, Take Your Pick: Pt. 2
This one is a total no brainer. The red cup guy is too drunk and has a smelly futon without a top sheet. The chubby longhair has weed and low self-esteem and therefore will worship you like a princess.
If you chose the beer gutted guy in the background, you get 100 bonus points only redeemable at Planned Parenthood.
Slumber Party
Isn't this a nice, innocent, sweet 60s slumber party? Probably uploaded from someone's old family photos, right? I dare you to click on the photo and see the next photo in this person's photostream.
If you keep searching through the photostream, you'll find plenty of nice 60s and 70s photos juxtaposed to n00dz; unclear if they're the same subjects.