Thursday, February 26, 2009

Beach Wedding

35 comments:

C. Bee said...

Must we sit for our wedding photo?

Anonymous said...

lets hope she drowned in her post-wedding celebratory swim/float

also: what's that whale doing out of the water in a white dress

also: free willy

Anonymous said...

beached WHALE wedding

OK said...

hmm, I don't know, if this is funny or not...
have you actually looked at the photostream on flickr?
seems, the bride is sitting in a wheel chair. I don't know, I just had a quick look into it.

Anonymous said...

i love how this is simply tagged "snacks."

Chance said...

should have been called 'beached wedding'

Anonymous said...

Wheelchair(???) + sand = bad idea

Anonymous said...

you people fucking suck. fat people are still PEOPLE, for fucks' sake.

snowy said...

they look happy. some of you are really mean.

Anonymous said...

They couldn't just prop her up?

Jess said...

More like beached whale.

Way to Go, Guys! said...

To all the people making "beached whale" jokes (omgz super original lolololz!), but especially to the person who said they hoped she would drown in her "post-wedding celebratory swim/float":

Really? Really? Listen to yourselves. Try on some humanity, for Christ's sake. Fat people are actual human beings with actual feelings. This kind of dehumanization just isn't funny.

PTH said...

Maybe it isn't here because of the size of bride, but the fact that someone is wearing shorts at a wedding.

Also, BEARDS.

Jack Scragg said...
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Jack Scragg said...

They don't look that happy snowy, and the beards are far more offensive than the eating disorder.

Anonymous said...

OK:
where did you see this wheelchair in all those pictures where she's standing and hugging her family or in the ones where she's walking along the beach with the groom?

Also while I don't agree with humiliating people I also don't think it should be made acceptable for people to eat thier way into inevitable chronic illness, where in, they are ultimately putting those that care for them at risk. No one hesitates in ridiculing smokers, why is this different? Two cents over...

Sorsha said...

@ Wait to go, Guys!:

Whoo!

*Snap snap*

Sing it sister!

Fat jokes are funny. really.

Maybe later we can make a few racist jokes, burn a cross and then lynch someone.

Douches.

Anonymous said...

Has it occurred to any of you douches that she might have a fucking medical condition? People fucking suck, seriously. Happiest day of her life up for ridicule by mewling fat-phobic strangers. Fuck all you douchebags.

Anonymous said...

Fat or not, It's another beach wedding

M said...

Well, there definitely is a wheelchair (and a cane) in there, for whatever reason. And yeah, the beached whale jokes are less creative than the usual remarks I find here, which are typically quite clever. I simply propose we vow to be more thoughtful in our mocking of others, that's all, aiming for a higher brow of heckle, be it beach wedding, arctic batmitzvah or otherwise. Calling people douches and douchebags is pretty uncreative too, unless it's still the mid-80's - I think douche-nozzle is the preferred term these days, if anything. But say what you will, it's still a party I'm sorely sorry I missed!

Anonymous said...

being in a wheelchair doesn't mean you ALWAYS have to use it, anon. there are a lot of diseases she could have where she is able to stand for a short period of time.

also, she is not THAT fat. sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Oh she's got a medical condition all right.

Its called morbid obesity.

Anonymous said...

I think you should pull this photo from your site. I think this woman may be wheelchair bound. I think it is really atrocious that you pulled this photo from flikr to a forum where she can be mocked.

Please show some decency!

M said...

Actually, if she's carrying a cane too she's not wheelchair "bound" per se. Don't censor the party.

Dave - American Platypus said...

If only the picture captured her chair breaking under her own weight.

Anonymous said...

Pull this picture from the site. I come here to see goofy pictures of people partying when the camera comes out. It is inappropriate to post photos of someone's intimate moment and then encourage the jokes about the woman's size by placing it in the "snacks" category. Come on, have a heart. The puking drunks deserve ridicule, these folks do not.

Anonymous said...

Ditto the above comment. Pull this shit.

Anonymous said...

weh. weh weh weh!

Nick said...

in b4 404

matt said...

If you want humanity and a harmonious, all-inclusive, non-oppressive environment -- WRONG BLOG!

Elle said...

Amen, Matt.

Excellent pic. If you put the food in your mouth, you have to deal with consequences. Stop driving up my health insurance premiums!!!

Anonymous said...

She just got married she's happy, she's in love, and I don't know if you looked at the rest of the photo's but she's on an amazing vacation too. I don't think she cares what you think. It's not like it's pictures of her sitting alone at three am downing four pizza's hoping her cats and stuffed animals will talk her out of her suicidal thoughts. I don't feel bad for her. Medical condition or what, who cares this girls got a pretty good life


and to be honest I would be morbidly obese if I could afford the lifestyle.
Bring on the Pizzas.

matt said...

The more I look at this photo, I think it looks pretty normal. I mean, I don't see a wheel chair. Perhaps her pumps will simply drill her 3' into the sand under that immense weight.

The honeymoon is gonna be a hot, sweaty, sweaty affair with Groomsly there poking around in the lower shank zone trying to figure out which flabby, sweat-lubed crease to drill.

Emil Löfgren said...

Pleas look at this:

http://elofblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/do-tigers-shit-in-woods.html

Coniuratos said...

Fat people are people? Next you'll tell me that midgets and hookers are, too.