Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Girls

Sometimes girls will pretend they care about "guy stuff" like video games or football. They're not. The truth is, the only thing girls ever actually care about is whether to cut bangs/grow out their bangs. The way that men think about sex every 7 seconds, that's how women think about bangs.

This girl in the pink skirt would seemingly appeal to both nerds and jocks - she's wearing Lord of the Rings elf ears and has football on tv. But before you submit your marriage proposals, I can guarantee all that's running through her mind is "should I grow these bangs out?"

20 comments:

Brent said...

That's hockey on the TV, so maybe those are just her real "Canadian" ears, eh?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's hockey. But still, your point stands.

Love the site.

Katie said...

yeah, my older photobucket accounts exceeded the allowed bandwidth for a free account. but i'm not really going to bother transferring them all to my new account. sigh.

Elizabeth B. Alexander said...

Um, I know more about football than many guys so I kinda resent the implication we only watch sports to appear sexy. I would argue a woman should just learn to like sports and beer, and maybe how to make chicken wings if they want to attract men. Gambling and strip clubs count for bonus points.

freckledk said...

That's not entirely true - right now I'm thinking about whether or not to add highlights to my bangs.

JJ Blu said...

What TV?

Franky Dubbles said...

If I were to have a threesome with these two, I would neglect the one with the bangs.
She would then be asking herself: "Is it the bangs?"
I might also change the channel to VH1 in hopes of some shitty reality TV show being played. It would set the mood for complete depravity.

Brian said...

You know a chick is easy when she would rather pull up her skirt then show her skank stomach tat!

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kelsey said...

Yeah, this isn't sexist at all.

kdub said...

Wow people, it's a humor website, it was a JOKE.

Besides, I have been obsessed with growing out my bangs for the past 3 weeks.

therainstopped said...

Answer: yes, girl on left grow out your bangs.

Done, now, back to hockey.

Anonymous said...

Apart from the fact she looks like a pre-pubescent 12 year old boy. Yeuch.

Mia Shiloh Pitt said...

i'm pretty sure that this "girl" is not concerned at all about her bangs. She's probably more concerned with keeping her junk taped down.

cuteboysmakemenervous said...

HAHAA bangs funny because of truthiness.

spectacular views said...

soooo should i cut my bangs?

Anonymous said...

ugh. i hate when ugly girls try to dress sexy

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