Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Back in high school, I used to have a lot of Mormon friends, and they were always coming up with the funnest things to do. Because when you're not spending your energy trying to get laid or drunk, you put your mind into really creative stuff.
Hanging out with one straight edge person is annoying. Hanging out with a whole group of only straight edge kids is going to end up way more fun than all the times you got drunk and nothing really happened. When's the last time you were wasted with your buddies, and someone said "hey, let's make costumes and put on a play!"? That's something only a mind that hasn't been soiled with Busch lite and bong rips would come up with.
Look at these guys. Not a beer in sight.
Thanks to Beth for the pic.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Roman Helmet: n. While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion.
Definition from UrbanDictionary.com
Thanks for the pic, Nick.
Remember a few years ago that ad campaign for Coors Lite with the jingle about various good things like your favorite sports team winning........ and twins!!!!!!
Is something considered "viral" if sluts dress up as the ad campaign for Halloween costumes? I feel like that's an extremely accurate use of the term. Since you will definitely get a virus from one of these ladies.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Not too long ago, I filled up a kiddie pool in my tiny backyard and had a party. It was a little awkard, but a lot of fun. I didn't empty the pool for weeks, so the fetid water just sat there, festering with bacteria. When I finally drained it out, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. 100% worth it though.
Where can I get pants that describe EXACTLY the situation I'm in at the given moment? It's like they're made of some futuristic substance that works like hyper-color, but can change to describe exactly what you are doing: drinking beer and looking nuts.
Except instead of BEER NUTS mine would say YOGURT BORED.