Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Sup, Bitches!

I think this picture was also taken by a dog.






Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Anonymous

Yeah, I get it. I wouldn't want to be seen at this party, either.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Jamaicin' me crazy!

This is a great look. I wish more people would just free their minds a little and let their hair grow into giant dreadlocks. Because only when you've freed your body of petty constraints like smelling good or becoming a lawyer, can you finally feel party vibes this intense.

Spiritual, you know?

PETA Warning

I used to have roommates who had a dog, and one time my friend fed the dog some frozen daiquiri and it got confused and peed on the bed. It was kind of funny, but in the end we all just felt sorry for the poor dog who was kind of upset and confused.

The dog's name was Sophie, which is coincidentally the same name of the dog in this photo (according to the title "Sophie goes chug chug chug").

Point is, giving a dog booze is really stupid. But I'll admit it's kind of funny when it's a poodle.

Denim Crossroads

I have an idea where this party is going to end: the intersection of Regretsville Street and Maturity Ave.

Slayer + Keg

Nuff said.


Who's Minding the Cooler?

Friday, April 25, 2008

Take it like a baby

Putting your hand on the back of your friend's head is a great way to enforce your homosocial bond. However, when it's combined with sucking on something, it's pretty much open season on the gay jokes.

Am I right?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Aging gracefully

I can't wait to be old. In my mind, I'm hoping I'll look debonair and classy, and attend mature soirees like this:



God, I just hope it's not like this:



** Update: Turns out the second photo is a staged photo by David LaChappelle. I'm a little bummed that it's staged, but I'm still leaving it up. I just like it that much anyway.

Saving CBGB

The worst thing about CGBG's being closed is having to see or hear the phrase "Save CGBG's". Because if you happen to be at a party where there's a "Save CGBG's" poster on the wall, chances are the party looks something like this:

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Transylvania party

Doesn't this look like Nosferatu is stealing a petite Asian woman?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

PUNK'D!!!

When a yuppie shows up to your party with a six-pack of microbrew, a good prank to play on him is to spray his ecru J. Crew blazer with silly string.

Just make sure not to get too much on his Razr phone, or next time he won't bring the beer.

Roughin' It

I don't undestand why would anyone want to wear sandals while camping. In a woods setting, that's where your feet are most vulernable to stubbed toes, dirt, fire ants, and getting licked by a bear.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Passover Edition

Sorry I Missed Your Seder.



Sharing the tradition with an overweight Filipino friend:

Thursday, April 17, 2008

15.

Sorry I Missed Your Quinceanera.

A prayer

God, I hope this is an air record scratch move he's doing. I'd be really disappointed if it was only an errantly cocked hand that was just caught a random moment mid-shimmy.


Monday, April 14, 2008

White man's overbite

I'll be the first to admit I'm a bad dancer, but that doesn't really stop me from doing it. This pretty much confirms my worst fears - that when I'm dancing, a sassy black girl is standing right behind me, cackling with laughter over what a lame white person I am.

Nice jug.

Kiddie Keg

Q: What's the great thing about twenty seven year olds?
A: There's twenty of them!

Age ain't nothing but a number here at this party, brah. The kegs is tapped, the pinata is ready, and the girls, man...... the girls are outta control!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Rollerparty

This would seem normal, except for the guy on the right wearing full should pads. He kind of looks like Chris Klein in that movie Rollerball.



Rollerball:

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Nice helmet, guy with the hose.

"GIANTS SUPERBOWL CHAMPS 2008 YEA BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

"Skiing"

If you're anything like me, you spend most of your free time on the Craig's List casual encounters message board answering ads looking for some late-night "skiing" (no strings attached, obvs).

This is a different kind of "skiing" that I'm open to exploring. They're taking shots of an actual ski.


Confusion

I honestly can't tell the gender of any of these people.

Misery

The description on the photo says it all:

School of Slavonic and East European Studies, UCL Library. Christmas party in December 2007

Do I LOOK like I'm having a good time????

Nope.

Monday, April 7, 2008

The loneliest party

When I first looked at this, I thought "geez, what a totally lame sausage fest!". But then I realized, it's all the same guy....

Fakers

I think it's because more than anything, this really looks like a bunch of guys trying as hard as they can to be having a good time. For some reason, I'm just not buying it.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

This is the view I have at most parties

Most frightening party ever

That woman is holding a gold penis. That's the only thing distracting me from the guy's Birkenstocks.

CSI: Partysville

Bud light bottle.... red plastic cup.... marijuana pipe.... hand sanitizer pump bottle....heaving sunburnt bosoms....

Looks like clear evidence of a party there, Lieutenant. Read 'em their rights.