Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Pick-Up Artist

It looks like Mystery is about to come up with a great "opener" on this "two set", so he can "kino-escalate" the situation and ideally "kiss close".

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

your knowledge of mystery and his slang is astounding. kudos.

party pooper said...

I was glued to the second season of "The Pickup Artist" on VH1. I like how he has lots of jargon and acronyms; it's like Scientology.

kdub said...

I don't understand Mystery's accessories at all. I would laugh if a guy dressed like Tank Girl tried to pick me up in a bar. I'd also have to immediately and thoroughly wash whatever part of me he tried to "kino-escalate".

Anonymous said...

@kdub: you probably don't really go to clubs often.

mrench said...

@ ^ anon: it's mystery!!! teach us your ways!!

Emily said...

No one's commented on the girl's 18th-century underpants?

Anonymous said...

someone tried to use some of that guy's methods on me and it was so pathetic i couldn't stop laughing. fail, mystery guy. fail.

but this photo is win!

Improvedliving said...

well some of it was rehearsed for sure.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that's actually Mystery. He's taller than that, his hair looks different and his face looks different.

And this guy looks like a bit of a loser, which Mystery isn't (he's got his own TV show after all).