Friday, November 14, 2008

What's a Catholic Priest's Favorite Cocktail?

A: A bloody hail mary!!!
Bet you thought this was going to be a pedophile joke, right? I'm ABOVE that.

Ok, who am I kidding? A priest's favorite cocktail is his own semen felched out of the anus of a 8 year old boy. With a celery stalk garnish.
Thanks to Reed who found this photo as one of the most recently uploaded Flickr pictures.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW

Anonymous said...

that's horrible. why would you post this?

Anonymous said...

By the satisfied look on his face, I'd say he had his favorite cocktail right before this picture was taken. Nice. And I love the reactions.

Saint Felchy said...

Well done! There's nothing more loathsome than a Catholic priest.
Reminds me of one of the last confessions I ever did when I was a kid. I walked into the confessional and the first thing I heard was snoring and soon after I was overwhelmed by the smell of whiskey from the passed out louse! Classic!

Anonymous said...

A little off base since thats not a catholic priest probably presbyterian and after 12 years of catholic education I never had a issue with any priest other than positive ( i was an alter boy for 4 years) ...the nuns on the other hand...

Unfortunate Names Blog said...

Anonymous said...
that's horrible. why would you post this?

BECAUSE IT'S HI-LARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

that's not funny. you don't say that all Baptist preachers are crazy because only a few of them are crazy TV evangelicals, caught up in fraud schemes, yet you judge all Catholic priest based on the actions of only a few?

I mean, I ain't Catholic, and even I can see that you're messed up.

Anonymous said...

that's not a catholic priest and everyone knows that their favorite drink is an ice cold beer...

party pooper said...

I agree - it's probably not actually a Catholic priest, but I think it's a fair stretch to make a joke about it. It's not like I invented jokes about Catholic priests.

Anonymous said...

is it possible to use your brain to make a good joke?? this is just mindless filth.
francis

Unfortunate Names Blog said...

btw Francis is an (Irish) Catholic name, so your biases are noted Francis!

Papist said...

FYI, that's not a Catholic priest. Catholics wear a "tab" colar, while other denominations wear a "dog" colar. If I had to guess, I'd probably say Episcopalian or Methodist.

As for your commentary, it's utterly tasteless & beneath contmpt.

Lula Season said...

Agree on the commentary being tasteless. Also, as noted, not a Catholic priest. Thirdly, I can't believe no one has made a comment about Priests and wine. Are the joke possibilities too obvious? Fourthly, am I the only one who thinks Catholics get a ridiculously bad rapp these days?