Sunday, November 16, 2008

What Women Want

See the guy in the white shirt in the background, and the defeated look on his face? That's the look of realizing that everything he thought he knew about what women want in a man just flew out the fucking window.

9 comments:

kdub said...

I'm confused by so many things in this photo.
- why is that guy a skull with painted-on eyebrows?
- why is he wearing half a wetsuit?
- could she have injected more collagen into her lips?
- what are all those things on her shorts? I see two gold things, a white thing, and some sort of bungee cord.
- is she sitting on a black stool or just squatting, legs akimbo?
- why? why any of this? what's going on here that requires a skull, an orgasmic woman and a parrot?

Eyeteeth said...

This entry made my day.

kdub, the answer to your first two questions is that when you're rocking a parrot and a matching flowered do-rag, it doesn't matter what else you look like, because the ladies will be powerless to resist you.

Asa said...

I just sent a text saying "Sorry I missed your party" to a friend whose party I missed. As a regular visitor to your Fine Website, it felt a little strange.

Anonymous said...

ahahah. i'm speechless.

Anonymous said...

which is the woman?

swoosh!

matt said...

hahah... love your commentary on this post. teeheheheehehehehe!

Loye said...

That poor bird...

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Janice Dickinson? I am sure they are doing a shoot.

Katie said...

nope. not janice dickinson.