Friday, November 21, 2008

Orange Jumpsuit Fantasies

Americans have a lot of complicated emotions about their place in world, so I can understand the popularity of the Abu Ghraib prisoner/Ashley Dupre humiliation fantasy. Hey, most of my fantasies/night terrors involve the cheerleading squad from my high school human forming a human pyramid at the behest of Lynndie England.

But when you bring an Eskimo into that, that's some freaky stuff I draw the line at. He may have 51 words for snow, but won't adhere to an agreed "safe word".

5 comments:

Zen Wizard said...

Inuit wasn't just me that had that fantasy.

Jemaleddin said...

I believe they prefer to be called, "Ice Injuns."

matt said...

isn't that an aztec scarecrow?

liz said...

You say it's a "he" Eskimo... but I see boobies. Not to mention, I thought it was the Cowardly Lion at first.

kdub said...

Yeah, I see boobies too, they're just not where I'm used to seeing. I can understand the confusion.