Friday, October 17, 2008

Self Help

Most self help stuff like The Secret is really cheesy, and it's all just variations on "believe in yourself". But there is something to that idea. If you're going to go out on a limb and try something new and crazy, like grabbing a stranger's ass, you've really got to believe in it. Do it 110%. No looking back. You gotta sell it. You can't be like "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GRABBING THIS ASS!!!1!1!!"

This is the main concept behind my upcoming self help book, "Everything I Learned About Life I Learned From Dan Cortese: B.A.S.E Jumping Your Way to a Better You".


Thanks to Matthew for the photo.

6 comments:

Pixel said...

Haha, brilliant. I especially like the way she's creating a one-woman party atmosphere in what appears to be fairly low-key settings.

Matthieu said...

the look on her face, brilliant :D

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

I've tripped, and I am now falling. What can I find to break my fall? Oh, I know!

Anonymous said...

this lady knows how to have a good time, bravo

kdub said...

Rofling as we speak. Typing with one toe.

Lula Season said...

I am thrilled to be able to share that she got that dress at a Wet Seal. For about 10 USD, assuming it wasn't already on sale for 5. Nevermind how I know this.

Second, I have made this face in my life, but not when grabbing a strangers ass. It was whilst pulling my sister's skirt down in front of the auditorium as she performed choir concert.