Sir, I applaud your efforts to stave off that impending urinary tract infection by slogging down as much cranberry juice as possible. However, I'm not really sure Cranberry Mike's Hard Lemonade actually contains the actual healing powers you're looking for. Also, ditching those constricting bacteria-net Spanx you're wearing under your pants might help reduce infection.
Thanks to Bree for sending me this pic.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
The Redder the Berry, the Harder the Lemonade
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You may want to consider a label for ascots ...
You know you have a drinking problem when a Mike's Cranberry Lemonade can get you so hammered that your friends can put cigarette out on your upper arms and you don't wake up.
would you be surprised to know that his nickname is Drunk Mike?
ha. he can also be seen here, bottom right in the yellow man panties:
oh, I guess I can't link it. Whatever.
http://a91.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_7e2002622c9e742c2d1f16bbb7ecfa52.jpg
he's been passed out for about 7 years, we do what we want.
any attempt to make fun of the durf just makes you look really really stupid to anyone who actually knows him, haha.
The funniest thing about this, thats the guy who cooks me a hang over breakfast when I'm in pdx...
drunk mike !!!!!!
Papa Durf is one of the best friends to have in your corner.
mike's hard lemonade?
looks like someone was partying with some 17 year olds.
Once I passed out on that very couch draped in a damp american flag. It's all about the setting.
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