Monday, October 27, 2008

Playing Footsie

I don't really understand the whole foot fetish thing, but here's my feeling about it: if someone asks you to suck on your toes or mess around with your feet, go ahead and let them; it's no skin of your teeth. I sure ain't going to put anyone else's foot in my mouth, but it's no harm to me to let someone else have their fun, right? I say, hakuna matata. If someone asked me to take a dump on them, then fine. I was planning on taking one today anyway. I just don't want one on me.

So, I can understand why you'd allow some buy in a hot tub to go to town on your toesies like they were Jolly Rachers. But at the same time, don't you think that the whole time, you'd kind of be thinking, "this guy is fucking bonkers out of his mind"?

Tolerance yet prejudice. Isn't that the dark battle that looms in all our hearts?

4 comments:

Sarah Lynn Knowles said...

fantastic use of hakuna matata.

Anonymous said...

The other important part is the bathing suit bottoms around the ankle..

kdub_nyc said...

I dated a foot fetishist. It's actually quite convenient when you're not in the mood... just give him a foot to play with and he's all set.

Anonymous said...

Yeah.... loren is right. The swimsuit coming off may by more what this photo is about than a foot fetish...